Spend all the money you want, we'll make more.

How the hell can spending more money help the American economy if the government is doing the spending? That is asinine. Why not give us the money and then order us to spend it? That would work so much better and be far easier to boot. I guess once and idiot always an idiot and Washington is ten times an idiot not just once. I knew those $25k toilet seats and hammers would get us one day.

Why can't i get $40 off my cable or direct TV. That's not fair.

Why am i getting punished for not being on welfare? If the government is so intent of getting all up in my business they should at least do it to everyone not just the lower income. Entertainment is no place for the government anyway, i think i deserve a $40 off my cable or direct television bill since it is acting as my DTV box.

Call me petty but it's how i feel about this whole big brother thing.

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Ghetto Neighbors, I heart my crack baby.

How come idiots, true idiots, always find somebody else fault in the things they do? And how come regular people (non-idiots) let em? I ask you this. Who's really the idiot?" Husla3x (super-genius).

If you read my other blog then you have heard me talk about “the house next door” to mine in Milwaukee. You also know that this blog is a spin-off from that blog and this segment. I never really go into details about the individuals that live there mainly because I think its the house not the people i think its haunted by a trifling spirit or something.. I actually really think that my last good neighbors put a curse on the house before they were evicted by the landlord.

The last good neighbors were damn near family our kids grew up together and we were like cousins or something. They were buying the house on a land contract or something and ended up losing it, every since then it has been one noisy, disrespectful, full capacity kidded group of individuals after the next with the exception of very few. I swear people move in every 6 months, by the time you know them they are gone a few times taking a chunk of money from your pockets. I mean it got to the point where we wanted to try and buy the house next door and rent it out our own selves. Hell naw we can't afford it but how much is peace of mind worth? We never bought it because they wanted too much and even if they hadn't we figured out it wasn't a good idea. If we would have bought it our next door neighbors would have just been the people that live with us now and that would have been worst. That would suck to finally get rid of my in-laws and then have them as tenants. They would never pay the rent on time or even close. Somebody would always need an operation or bail or need a grip or else the baby is going to explode. So scratch that bright idea right fast.

The problem with the house is that there always seems to be a single mother of six that doesn't watch her kids correctly. There was even one lady who got mad and stayed mad because some of the neighborhood kids had a bike in her driveway the day she moved in with her 5 kids and 2 grandkids, she was like 34. She stayed mad at us for about 3 months until her needing to borrow a cigarette an hour from the people that are staying with us until they get on their feet. They gotta get feet first so thats strange and hope draining. Anyway that one was hell but the one before her sued us because she wanted to and moved. She actually sued our friendly mutt dog that the whole neighborhood has always played with for years. She got it in her head to say the dog bit her kid and the insurance company settled because it was easier than fighting. She got a little change even though the ambulance and police told the company that the wound was old and not even a bite mark but a scrape or branch mark. I never really understood that whole thing, all I know is she was a “Christian” and she hated dogs. Part of the problem with the house next door is that its Rent Assistance so people who can't afford to pay the $850 rent get to stay in there for like $300. Rent assistance is kind of like house welfare I ain't knocking it because I have always been trying to get it. Hell if it was to come through now I would sell this house to my daddy and rent it from him and clean up. Wouldn't nothing have to change but the title. But that ain't gonna happen so let me go on.

The people that move into the house always seem to be the kind that don't get jobs and need to use your lawn mower. Since I am letting my girl family stay with us and they are the same types “borrowers” we always end up knowing the neighbors better than just to say hi. I guess its because when we are at work making money to house and feed them they are lending and borrowing beer and cigarettes from the tenants of the month next door. So at least a few times a day we hear a knock from the neighbors needing sugar or bread or cigarettes or a ride or bus change or some other quit asking me for ass crap. How the hell do out of work drunks always seem to find each other in the hood? They need to start a gang, call themselves the drunks or brew city beggars. How the hell do they make beer money sitting on the front porch anyway, they don't move but to go to the store to get beer. It must be something to that porch sitting thing cause enough people do it all day everyday for no discernible reason. Maybe there is like a porch fairy sort of like the tooth fairy except instead of putting a dollar under your pillow (inflation) for a tooth while you sleep they put a dollar under your head when you pass out on the porch from drinking. Its a thought.

And why do drunks always seem to have someone to call? Who the hell are you talking to for 3 hour when you are drunk? I talked to you for 14 seconds and you were slurring so much that you either wanted me to take you to the gas station or the horses got out of the barn, I still don't know which. Anyway pray for your boy because my “guests” have until July 1st to be gone, moved, out on their own. But I don't think its going to happen on schedule because 20 hours after my girl gave them the news her mother (lives with us) got deathly ill. Whats funny is I owe my Auntie $25 because she bet that my girls mom would become deathly ill within days of being told to go. Tell me that ain't hilarious. If it wasn't happening in my life it would be my favorite TV show.

Husla3x (super-genius)

Is McDonalds negligent and liable in their drive-thru design?

"McDonalds is supposed to be fun not dangerous".

I have been blogging about this for 2 years since after i was almost ran down by a driver looking in their bag leaving the drive-thru window at Mcdonalds. That was the third time i was almost injured in this manner. I took a picture to help you better understand the danger.

As you can notice in the picture, there is no control method or safety precautions other than bars on top of the small exit gate. With text messaging and inadvertant drivers preoccupied with their orders, this is a fatality waiting to happen.

Also notice that there is less than 10 feet to catch yourself driving before you hit a person leaving mcdonalds. Also there is no stop gap between the drive-through lane and the exit. I have half a mind to file a suit before someones kids get hurt or killed. McDonald's is supposed to be fun not dangerous. Here's what happened to me, twice.

I got my food and exited McDonald's.

I went through the door and prepared to walk across the "parking" lot to my car. At the exact same time a mom was pulling off from the drive thru window with her food. She checks her order forgetting to come to a complete stop. We meet after 10 feet at the door. Luckily i was only minor injured, but should McDonald's wait until someone is more seriously injured or killed before they take preventative action?

To make matters worse i wrote to McDonald's to see if they would replace my dropped Ipod Touch's screen (i dropped it when i jumped (nearly dived) back out of the way of the car. The driver kept driving as the drive through is designed for. I have still not heard from McDonalds. I thought my warning about the design and experience would make them act a bit better, actually any better at all. I was wrong.

That is why McDonalds is on My blog "The complete guide to living with idiots" because we have to.

And McDonalds if you are reading this you can make it right by changing the way you operate your drive-throughs or getting my information and sending me a new Ipod Touch. My email address is bestlpn@gmail.com

Scientific Fact: If you hate reading there is a high probability that you are an idiot.

"If you don't like to read you are at least 33% dumber than your average reading counter-part." Anonymous

This article may anger some readers vut i doubt it. The whole point of this object is to talk bad about people who don't like to read, so there is little chance that those opposed to my rant will be reading this, after all they don't like to read. All win for me. (heheh)

At the risk of losing many readers (i have about 11 now, woohoo!) i need to say a little about myself.

1. I am black.

2. I am poor black.

3. I have now and have always lived in the "hood".

Why would that make me think i would lose readers? (see 1, 2 and 3 above.)

I am the first to admit that there is allot of idiocy going on in the ghetto's of America, not to say this isn't true for every economic/racial area in America, but the ghetto has it almost on auto-pilot. Now there are many smart and impressive individuals that are poor and black and living in the "hood" but we are not by any chance the majority. I bet you think that is racist, right? Well let me take this opportunity to explain why i stand behind my proclamations.

I know allot of you are saying, "I read online all the time." emails chat and all of that don't count, cause duh.

Most of us in the ghetto don't read. I don't mean online, i mean real-world. But i do thank GOD for the internet because it made many people i love and want to see get more worldly and a less ghetto, read. Reading is essential. I am not talking to illiterate individuals because they can't read so it would be hard for me to talk to them through this blog wouldn't it now?

Here is my Theory on the importance of leisure reading.

The most important way to gain wisdom is through experience. With that said, there are only 3 basic ways to gain experience...

1. Do a thing.

2. Witness a thing.

3. Learn of a thing from a witness.

Now 1 and 2 are very limited by default, you can only do or witness so many things. There are many reasons why this is true but the main reason is that you are human and limited to only be in one place at a time to do or witness things. But number 3 is different and designed by default to be used as a tool to work around number 1 and 2.

Number 3 comes with its own list of tools to accomplish itself. You can hear a story about a thing in many ways from media to word of mouth. You can also learn about a thing in books, books can give you more experiences in shorter time than any of the other tools used to gain experience. With reading you can experience things that it is physical, economically or chronologically impossible for you to experience any other way. Almost a gift from GOD is reading.

So that is why i say that "If you hate reading there is a high probability that you are an idiot". It breaks my heart to know that the secrets to everything is in books and we as blacks and specifically as poor blacks don't use this "great equalizing tool" more. Reading levels are bad everywhere but i am speaking specifically to people in my same areas, economic and geographically.

Reading is the answer to poverty, disease, love, everything that humans have ever gone through regularly, experiece and wisdom, is some where written down. The famous people that you look up to now and in history usually write down the road and things they did to achieve what ever it is that they achieved. Books can can very easily show you how to change your particular situation.

Reading Books can make you rich.

Reading Books can solve your problems.

Reading Books can fix your car and fix your other problems.

Need i say more? If you can add a thing to that short list that books can't do or fix, i can promise you that whoever you get to fix or do it learned it from books. The same books you can learn it from. Why do so many choose not too> I can answer for my peeps... Excuses and reasons are opposite sides of the same coin, and we choose the excuse disguised and accepted as reason path.

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Man Caught Cheating. Surprise Ending.

A Man and Woman were having dinner at a very expensive restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the Fxck was that?"

"Who? Her," replies the husband, "that's my mistress."

"Well, that's it you bastard," says the wife. "I've had enough of your crap, I want a divorce! Now!!!"

"I can understand how you feel," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Gucci, no more winters in the islands, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Mercedes in the garage and no more yachting at the club. But the decision is entirely up to you." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

Thanks to Peter Sanders for this very funny joke.

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Hillbilly Joke. Short and funny.

Two hillbillies are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"

"Shoot, if ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."

"OK. Ummmmm...five?"





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