A Man and Woman were having dinner at a very expensive restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the Fxck was that?"
"Who? Her," replies the husband, "that's my mistress."
"Well, that's it you bastard," says the wife. "I've had enough of your crap, I want a divorce! Now!!!"
"I can understand how you feel," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Gucci, no more winters in the islands, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Mercedes in the garage and no more yachting at the club. But the decision is entirely up to you." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
Thanks to Peter Sanders for this very funny joke.
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