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Warning: Don't answer that email from Google Mail!

Beware of the Google Mail Email going around about suspending accounts. I am in awe at the brazzeness of the scam email sender that decide to bring this old faithful scam.

Don't answer the email. Mark it as spam and send it to the spam folder. They are trying to gain access to your account. They will take that information and use it to do whatever they can do with it. Google would never ask for your information like that. This feels flaky, Google messages don't feel flakey. Toss this email out.

For those who have yet to recieve this email from Gmail (google mail) Here it is in its entirety.

"THIS Email is from Gmail Customer Care and we are sending it to every Gmail Email User Accounts Owner for safety. we are having congestions due to the anonymous registration of Gmail accounts so we are shutting down some Gmail accounts and your account was among those to be deleted.We are sending you this email so that you can verify and let us know if you still want to use this account.If you are still interested please confirm your account by filling the space below.Your User name,password,date of birth and your country information would be needed to verify your account. Due to the congestion in all Gmail users and removal of all unused Gmail Accounts, Gmail would be shutting down all unused Accounts, You will have to confirm your E-mail by filling out your Login Information below after clicking the reply button, or your account will be suspended within 24 hours for security reasons.

* User name:

* Password:

* Date of Birth:

* Country Or Territory:

After following the instructions in the sheet, your account will not be interrupted and will continue as normal. Thanks for your attention to this request. We apologize for any inconveniences. Warning!!! Account owner that refuses to update his/her account after two weeks of receiving this warning will lose his or her account permanently"

Of course this is all an attempt to get your information.

Loving a cheater can drive you insane. 3 ways to avoid it.

I know there are only 3, This article is about what a lying spouse can do to your state of mind and how to fix that and them.

Have you ever been in a relationship where you loved someone and knew they loved you right back, but still had a nagging feeling that hey were cheating? You don’t really have any proof, just a relentless feeling that they were cheating or at the least lying? After a while of that you start to go crazy a little. You search clothes pockets and stalk and all manner of embarrassing things, everyone thinks its about the man/woman, but its really all about that feeling, and it starts to become an obsession. And while you are obsessed with find out for the sake of the feeling you feel, everyone else thinks you are chasing after a lover. You spend more time watching them and calling them and invading their privacy. But its not your fault, You tell yourself, its their fault for lying. And don’t catch them lying or else you are never gonna give up the search and you are officially sprung, hung up, obsessed, a stalker, basically a weirdo and crazy person.

Why go through all that in this modern age? Nowadays you can find out anything about anybody instantly. Don’t let your relationship make you make yourself look like a fool. Do something about it. Below are a few dirty tricks that can help you find out about your significant (hmph) other.

1. Background checks: Background checks are the easiest way to find out about somebody.

You get what you pay for so…..

2. Make use of modern technology: If they have a cell phone, go into the settings or options part and change their auto-answer settings to on. Using that feature it tells the phone to automatically answer after a certain number of rings. Why is this a good way to see if he/she cheating you ask? Because, imagine its 11:30pm and your “other” tells you he has to make a run, and you assume he is going to go to anothers arms. Well with the auto answer on, you can give him/her enough time to get where they are going and then call. If the ringer is off the phone will still answer the call, leaving the mic and hearing on. If it’s on, he/she will look at the number and let it ring, tossing it aside but the phone will still answer and let you hear. If you cant catch a person that way, you don’t need too, its that easy.

3. This should make you feel like a loser but check the condition of the sink and washcloth to see if they are in the same condition (wet or dry) when they return.

I am only telling you these steps to keep you from clowning yourself or making a fool out of yourself in those times where you just have to know or go crazy.

Good, inexpensive background check website.

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By the way, how do you get rid of Mother-in-laws?

Me and my girl aint married but her momma still my mother in law, you all know how we do sometimes. Anyoleways, today she went through the garbage i threw out. For some reason that made me hot as hell, i mean i am broker than hell, how the hell i got paparazzi? I go ask her, Why you going through my garbage ms blank? She tells me that if its outside then i must didn't want it, and she don't need to be all questioned and stuff. I'm thinking (cause you know i gotta keep it respectful) i'm thinking you trippin on privacy, while you ramble through my garbage.

I didn't have anything in there but garbage, but still.

I am kinda getting tired of girl family, one of her sister came to visit in 94 and just left a year and a half ago. 4 years and 4 months ago her mother came, can a brother have a family. I really don't mind, but she is really busy and nosy. One time she took the padlock off the room in the basement, i said ms blank, Why you do that? she said she wanted to put the dry clothes on the bed. How full of chit is that? But i guess while i'm venting, it aint really her fault its mine and my girls. I think my girl shoud talk to her mother. Any ladies out there to tell me I'm wrong/right/whatever?

She cant really help herself, she just busy and i didn't notice how busy till she moved in with me. I mean if you can decide to re-hang our pictures while we gone, and put them in totally different places....well you ain't well. Honestly and i am not lying last summer i went to work came home and all the grass under the gazebo was dugg out. I asked why she did it? she said she thought we were gonna put down bricks. And the craziest thing is we were talking about it last night in bed (me and my girl not me and mother in law) so she was spying on us, and we had sex that night, she must of heard that too. this is getting serious if its messing with my yummy time.

Any way thanks for listen to poor sucker vent.

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tALKING DOWN TO iDIOTS.

Idiots don't get sarcasm.

Idiot: Did you hear the telephone ringing?

Me: Yea, i heard the ringing 2 feet from me but i did not know what it was.

Idiot: That's the telephone, when you hear that it means someone is trying to get you on the phone.

Me: Blank stare....more blank stare.

And they were serious. Sometimes i am amazed at how many idiots survive to adulthood, it seems like they would have gotten run over by a bus accidentally by the time they were 15. God must protect them because it goes against all laws of probability for so many to live so long.





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