Idiot: Did you hear the telephone ringing?
Me: Yea, i heard the ringing 2 feet from me but i did not know what it was.
Idiot: That's the telephone, when you hear that it means someone is trying to get you on the phone.
Me: Blank stare....more blank stare.
And they were serious. Sometimes i am amazed at how many idiots survive to adulthood, it seems like they would have gotten run over by a bus accidentally by the time they were 15. God must protect them because it goes against all laws of probability for so many to live so long.
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