Loving a cheater can drive you insane. 3 ways to avoid it.

I know there are only 3, This article is about what a lying spouse can do to your state of mind and how to fix that and them.

Have you ever been in a relationship where you loved someone and knew they loved you right back, but still had a nagging feeling that hey were cheating? You don’t really have any proof, just a relentless feeling that they were cheating or at the least lying? After a while of that you start to go crazy a little. You search clothes pockets and stalk and all manner of embarrassing things, everyone thinks its about the man/woman, but its really all about that feeling, and it starts to become an obsession. And while you are obsessed with find out for the sake of the feeling you feel, everyone else thinks you are chasing after a lover. You spend more time watching them and calling them and invading their privacy. But its not your fault, You tell yourself, its their fault for lying. And don’t catch them lying or else you are never gonna give up the search and you are officially sprung, hung up, obsessed, a stalker, basically a weirdo and crazy person.

Why go through all that in this modern age? Nowadays you can find out anything about anybody instantly. Don’t let your relationship make you make yourself look like a fool. Do something about it. Below are a few dirty tricks that can help you find out about your significant (hmph) other.

1. Background checks: Background checks are the easiest way to find out about somebody.

You get what you pay for so…..

2. Make use of modern technology: If they have a cell phone, go into the settings or options part and change their auto-answer settings to on. Using that feature it tells the phone to automatically answer after a certain number of rings. Why is this a good way to see if he/she cheating you ask? Because, imagine its 11:30pm and your “other” tells you he has to make a run, and you assume he is going to go to anothers arms. Well with the auto answer on, you can give him/her enough time to get where they are going and then call. If the ringer is off the phone will still answer the call, leaving the mic and hearing on. If it’s on, he/she will look at the number and let it ring, tossing it aside but the phone will still answer and let you hear. If you cant catch a person that way, you don’t need too, its that easy.

3. This should make you feel like a loser but check the condition of the sink and washcloth to see if they are in the same condition (wet or dry) when they return.

I am only telling you these steps to keep you from clowning yourself or making a fool out of yourself in those times where you just have to know or go crazy.

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By the way, how do you get rid of Mother-in-laws?

Me and my girl aint married but her momma still my mother in law, you all know how we do sometimes. Anyoleways, today she went through the garbage i threw out. For some reason that made me hot as hell, i mean i am broker than hell, how the hell i got paparazzi? I go ask her, Why you going through my garbage ms blank? She tells me that if its outside then i must didn't want it, and she don't need to be all questioned and stuff. I'm thinking (cause you know i gotta keep it respectful) i'm thinking you trippin on privacy, while you ramble through my garbage.

I didn't have anything in there but garbage, but still.

I am kinda getting tired of girl family, one of her sister came to visit in 94 and just left a year and a half ago. 4 years and 4 months ago her mother came, can a brother have a family. I really don't mind, but she is really busy and nosy. One time she took the padlock off the room in the basement, i said ms blank, Why you do that? she said she wanted to put the dry clothes on the bed. How full of chit is that? But i guess while i'm venting, it aint really her fault its mine and my girls. I think my girl shoud talk to her mother. Any ladies out there to tell me I'm wrong/right/whatever?

She cant really help herself, she just busy and i didn't notice how busy till she moved in with me. I mean if you can decide to re-hang our pictures while we gone, and put them in totally different places....well you ain't well. Honestly and i am not lying last summer i went to work came home and all the grass under the gazebo was dugg out. I asked why she did it? she said she thought we were gonna put down bricks. And the craziest thing is we were talking about it last night in bed (me and my girl not me and mother in law) so she was spying on us, and we had sex that night, she must of heard that too. this is getting serious if its messing with my yummy time.

Any way thanks for listen to poor sucker vent.

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tALKING DOWN TO iDIOTS.

Idiots don't get sarcasm.

Idiot: Did you hear the telephone ringing?

Me: Yea, i heard the ringing 2 feet from me but i did not know what it was.

Idiot: That's the telephone, when you hear that it means someone is trying to get you on the phone.

Me: Blank stare....more blank stare.

And they were serious. Sometimes i am amazed at how many idiots survive to adulthood, it seems like they would have gotten run over by a bus accidentally by the time they were 15. God must protect them because it goes against all laws of probability for so many to live so long.





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Holiday season with the idiots.

I just spent thanksgiving in a house full of idiots. I didn't plan it that way but murphy's law kicked in and ...well lets just say the idiots followed him to my doorstep.

The day started as it always does in the land of the idiots, i woke up and waited for my turn in the bathroom. While i waited i was badgered into conversation after conversation about nothing, sort of like on Seinfeld but without the entertainment value. As anyone living with idiots can attest to, idiots travel in packs, each idiot responsible for the one or two things they are good at. One idiot to drive, one idiot to remember where they are going and others with similar duties. Well the group that spent the holiday at my house forgot to pickup the idiot that reminds the other idiots about manners and common decency.

If you have ever lived in house with a narcissist, obsessive compulsive idiot you know that there isn't a thing you can do within their sight that won't be stared at and copied, basically if you get a little more dressing they get a little more dressing, idiots hate to miss their turn at anything and everything they see or know exists is part theirs whether they bought it or not. An idiot that stays with you will eat like a puppy, until they burst, they have no interior warning device to warn them when they are full, they eat until there is no more to eat. They take breaks when physics prevent them from eating anymore but as soon as their stomach settles they are right back eating. They never wonder where the food comes from, i think they think the "fridge" is a magical box and food fairies fill it when they are asleep.

This thanksgiving we overcooked, 2 turkeys, 2 hams and Cornish hens. My house guests contributed this time surprisingly but no one opted to eat the raccoon they cooked up as a surprise. I repeat to the room in a joking manner that i am a city boy and i don't eat roadkill, my girlfriend mas angry that i was so ungracious until one of her idiot relatives explained to her that the raccoon was indeed road kill and all of a sudden she wasn't angry any more. No apology though but i understand. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Long story short i count it as a good gathering, nothing was broken and only one thing was stolen.

Our guests stayed until...the future because they are still downstairs sleeping in the front room. I hate idiots, i hate holidays and i dam sure hate holidays with idiots. I fear i am turning into an idiot my self for allowing this idiocy. Does anyone know if idiocy is contagious?

Why do idiots ask so many questions? They never seem to learn anything from them.

..so i am in the kitchen looking for a late night snack or meal or whatever i can find. And out of the blue my girls niece who just happens to be staying the night (electricity off until stimulus check comes) asks me what am i looking for food? I am thinking to myself, "why do idiots always ask questions? It can't be to learn because even though they ask 1000 stupid questions a day they never seem to wake up any smarter the next day. I mean i am waist deep in the refrigerator, what the hell else would i be doing other than looking for food?

If that wasn't enough, i go into the bathroom to wash up before i finally turn in that same night and her mother knocks on the door of the bathroom door to see if someone is in there. I answer yes there is and think i am done with that but her mother needs to know specifically who is in the bathroom. I am kind of full up the neck of idiots so i decided that knowing exactly who is in the bathroom is irrelevant so i don't answer and turn the water up loud. I finish after 10 minutes and go back upstairs to bed. 3 minutes later her mother comes all the way up the stairs to ask was that me in the bathroom. Maybe its me but i feel that only an idiot would need help figuring that out and then not be ashamed that they couldn't.

I guess i am just sick of idiot questions like what you drinking water? when the glass is clear. You know how normal non-idiots will ask a obvious question and you politely pause for a beat before answering because you know they will have figured out the answer before you can answer? Well with idiots you could wait for 100 beats and an encore and they will still be there waiting for the answer.

I have a saying: Some questions are so dumb that no matter what your answer is it will seem like you are getting smart with the asker. Some stuff is so dumb that anything else is a smart answer because you can't get dumber than the original question.

You know in the length of time it took me to write this i got a ticket on my truck for blocking my own driveway. The parking ticket people are bigger idiots than the rest of the idiot bastards the work with. I am outside arguing with the woman trying to tell her that i meant to block my driveway, she says its not up to me. Lord please deliver me from idiots. Those badges must be made of lead and they catch lead poisoning and go insane, either that or they are also IDIOTS!

Idiot steals from billboard company and ends up on one.

This man is an Idiot.

The two things any burglar should try not to do are 1 get caught and 2 get photographed. This idiot manages to get both, what an idiot.

This idiot thief was caught on camera stealing expensive equipment, but he'd picked the wrong target - because now the billboard company he was stealing from has plastered his image around Wellington, New Zealand's largest city, seeking his capture.

What an Idiot.

Pubic hair on the soap. 10 rules for living with idiots.

I don't know about you and your kin but mine is a son of a B__ch. I guess with the blog being new and all i have to start at the beginning or else you won't have a clue of what made me decide to start this blog or what i am talking about a good deal of the time.

Well it started when i got old enough to recognize the fact that there were far more idiots than "regular" people. There were far more hypocrites and inconsiderate people inhabiting America than there were "benefits to society" at any given time. I think that thought coming to me at the young age of 11 changed my life. Some may say for the worst but i think its for the better. I always looked at it like this, if there is a crazy guy that you see everyday on the way to work standing on the corner speaking jibberish that you can't understand and then one day you go past and his jibberish sounds like, "hello James, have a nice day today at work today", you are crazy too now, so i am thankful that i can still recognize these little oddities in human behavior that this blog will be about. But today it's about idiot family and the idiot things they do. An idiot is a person who doesn't even need a verb to do something stupid.

I also have to mention that a few years back my longtime live-in girlfriends mother lost her house because she took out a loan at 18% interest on a house she only owed $2400 on. I would never call her Mom an idiot, thankfully i won't have to because that action speaks for itself. I was like, Ms. Blank (names have been changed to protect the idiots) Why not get a $1500 loan, take your mortgage and that loan and pay the house of and then get a loan at 6% interest? Of course she didn't listen because and i quote "you think you know everything!" I am use to that kind of thinking coming from my people. I guess this would be a good time to mention that i am black. My mother in law saw my recommendation as me trying to act white? I am mixed, as if it matters, so i have run across and lived with idiots of every race. The truth of the matter is there is no difference in idiot actions only how they are initiated. Maybe now you understand the reasons behind my need for this blog.

So anyway with that said, let me move on to my idiot gripe of the day...

...Pubic Hair on the soap. WTF kind of idiot leaves Pubic hair on the soap? I am not talking once, i am talking about every time they use the soap. I can't wrap my head around the type of individual that for 3 straight years would not notice that they are leaving pubic hair on the soap, soap that everyone in the house has to use. I guess this would be a good time to mention that when my Mother-in-law cam to stay with us for "a few months" back in early 2002 she brought a few of her homes residents along for the ride. They are all long time in-laws so we felt we couldn't leave them homeless, and what's a few months right? Thats what family is for. Well at this point i wish i could track down, dig up and re-kill whoever made that asinine phrase up. Family more times than not are the banes of a non-idiots existence. I wish i would have ran a background check on them even though i lived with them for decades growing up.

Every morning i come down to take my shower and have to be grossed out by Coochie or penis hair on my soap. The first thing i always wonder is did all my kids notice this before they washed up and went to school? I am sure they all don't use the soap provided by the management (me) but the thought of them washing their face with a soap with a pubic hair on it makes me a tiny bit ill to the stomach. I love my in-laws but they are a few levels under us in sophistication. Their main areas of interest seem to be sitting on the front porch drinking, smoking and waiting for the mail man and arguing. It took me a while to understand how they argue so much but i finally figured it out. They're idiots! They judge the winner of an argument not by evidence but by longevity and volume.

To any idiots reading this, here are a few rules of sharing space or anything.

1. Share.

2. No Pubic hairs on the soap.

3. No IOU's in the refrigerator. Only eat what is yours.

4. Flush the toilet. Not just this time but always.

5. When someone calls on the phone for someone other than you, do not force them into a 25 minute conversation with you before you will agree to get them who they want.

6. When visitors arrive (see #5) and also do not stand around 2 feet from the visitor and the person they are visiting conversation.

7. Do not borrow money from every visitor.

8. Do not borrow cigarettes from every visitor.

9. Do not eat, drink or use the first or last of someone else stuff. Oh yea...you idiots.

10. Residents have more rights than visitors.

If you can follow these rules, everyone may not notice that you are an idiot.

Well, i just wanted to touch bases with you guys and jott down a bit about what you can expect from this blog (me giving idiots the business 24/7/365) and if you happen to be doing an idiotic thing i may recieve an email with a picture of you attached so.....