Homeland Security Advice: How to catch more criminals.

OK. Homeland Security is almost a joke on common sense.

Anyone with a television knows that criminals often times run for the border.

Anyone who has ever watched a thriller movie or watched a crime show in their live knows that criminals who live a good distance from the crime scene is likely, highly likely to head for a transportation provider to get back home or away.

So my question is this, How in the name of all that is holy did Homeland security allow a terrorist suspect known to authorities and homeland security buy a ticket, get through security and board a plane even after his name was on every list mandated by them, using that name none the less?

I am a poor black man from the ghetto of Milwaukee, Wisconsin and I can't even rent a DVD or get pulled over by the police without my name popping up on a "apprehend" list for child support for me and my 30 year relationship wife's children for failure to pay child support for children who have lived with me all of their lives.

The can immediately recognize me as a person of interest but can't catch a known terrorist running around still using his real name. Maybe they should require that all terrorists they really want to catch should be accurately described bit also classified as black (we have many shaded) and owing the city money for tickets of child support. Seems like that would be a very productive little white lie, they lie so much anyway that should be absolutely no problem making so.

So here is my plan/idea to help homeland security catch more criminals like the New York bomber.

Mandate that all highly wanted criminals and terrorists be described as black and owing municipal fines. Works every-time. They always get their man.

Top 10 Reason Women Hate Women.

Women are natural born haters.

I know that is a big statement and some woman somewhere will send me an email with a picture of a stand alone cut off penis but... It's true. Women hate women.

So with that said I set out on a mission to find out why. I polled every woman I could find, on the subway, at the gym, walking sown the street and even lying naked in my bed, as to why woman hate women. I wanted to know if what I have observed my entire life was as universal as my life-long perceptions made it appear to be. Do women really not like other women and if so, why?

The answer I got most when asking this question of the women i molested with it on the streets of my fair city was this...

Top 10 Reasons Women Hate Women.

1. Women feel that other women can not be trusted.

2. Women gossip too much

3. Women start problems when bored

4. Women need to control every situation because they are all narcissistic to some (allot)

4. Women are phony

5. Women are trecherous

6. Women are Sneaky

7. Women will take your man

"Another woman would take your man and could give a crap that you love him or he has a family, she needs someone to fix her car, house, carry her bags, buy her things, etc. Never trust another woman too much with your man."

The above is an actual quote.

8. Women are too vindictive.

"I have a friend that would call her husbands new wife and say things just to get her mad at him so they would fight. Then she would come up with an excuse, kids, money, whatever to get him so see or talk to her and boost his ego. After a while she seduced him and set it up so the new wife would catch them. That's scandalous!

9. Women Lie

10.Women hate to see other women happy or when other women have something that they desire and can't have.

Don't send me emails about this post they are not my words, they were taken from random women in my city. I asked dozens of women the same question, Why do you think women do not like other women or out and out hate them?" I was never corrected and every woman had at least a partial answer after they told me that they don;t feel that way, but they all had at least one reason to add to my list.

D. Harris

Washington + Politics + Politicians = IDIOTFEST 2K.10

I admit that I am but a *ghetto-suburb dwelling, lower income segregated life experienced black newly middle-aged bottom-tierd Milwaukee Wisconsin Blogger who isn't the most knowledgeable political analyst even on my block in the ghetto-suburbs of Milwaukee, but even I know that trying a terrorist suspect in an Urban setting is wrong on at least 2 very basic levels.

1. Why are we having civilian court trials for Military prisoners?

What the hell would make the supposedly smartest "socially" individuals in the country become so much more bigger idiots than usual and allow this to happen? Why isn't the President squashing this? Do you understand what type of world class high level enemies a big time Military accused terrorist prisoner would be aware watching and scheming on a criminal trial like this? There is no safe place to hold a trial like that other than a military base, that's the reason it should have stayed there.

2. Why would you subject innocent civilians to the off the charts danger potential of a fiasco like this?

I have told you who I am and maybe I missed a step that the privileged of the country are aware of. Maybe it makes perfect sense and I am just not knowledgable enough about the workings of the government to understand. Could be, but I know WAR like nobody reading this that isn't active in the ghetto street life or Actual War past or present. WAR is WAR and in WAR you look for weaknesses to exploit and the exploit them, each and everytime you can. Idiot washington, and the President in this, have to know that that trial will become a HUGE target at the time of the trial.

I am not saying that terrorists will attack the trial, I am saying that this trial would be a perfect 2nd attack for every possible reason imaginable. I could name millions but I will make it easy on myself and you by say ALL - All the reasons. Opportunity, desire to win, human nature, revenge, agenda all of them. I have seen retaliation all my life and when you are at war with another Person(s) you get them when the opportunity arises to save you and yours. Even on that bottom of the chain level it works. The WAR is a much higher level.

You have to see that Idiot Politicians.

Writers Rant: And then to get a trial you have to have the right to a trial. They gave terrorist, civilian rights. How idiot can you be? I mean coming from my place and experience in life I feel I just barely almost got those rights, and I ain't blowed up jack. But enough with that equality bit - after all the president is black. I as a black man in America can not wrap my head around that the most. How could he even defend this?

You have to have seen at least one cowboy movie where the sheriff arrests the gang leader and the members of his little gang shootup the town and citizens to get him back and they are no more than 5-10-20 the terrorists have millions. How can you secure a building in New york from terrorists who don't even want to survive? You would need to move the court to the middle of the dessert or the middle of an Army base..... AHA!!! Thats why it should be prosecuted by the Military.

And the towers were the biggest most difficult targets to get to, at least in the minds of the enemy. If you were them how hard would you see a small regular sized building in the heart of a packed urban area. They don't even have to rescue the guy all they have to do is strike at the building to shake up America.

If I was the leader of the terrorists, I sure as hell would send a few of my followers to to paradise just for the publicity. And attempt is as good as any other attempt, they don't even have to succeed to succeed. 1 middle eastern man with a gun in the courtroom hallway will make the news all month and the country will feel threatened anew. Yea I would do it. But I would do it big so I could get a bigger return for my bang. Get it, bang? I would for sure do it if the place i had to do it was not a military base full of trained soldiers. This has to be one of the most Idiot things I have ever seen or heard.

Husla3x (super-genius) My Blog

*Ghetto Suburb: The area surrounding the worst areas of any ghetto in America

Washington DC retardation now extends to public servants.

Washington DC police can arrest a woman in any area they’ve declared prostitution free zone. And in a backasswards move to curb prostitution, carrying more than two condoms is considered proof of intention to prostitute.

Maybe it's only me but does it seem like every step taking by anyone of any power in Washington is retarded? Any woman can be arrested for carrying more than one condom and charged with prostitution... Don't condoms come in packs of three? It must be the DC air because anyone associated with there seems to be wholly incapable of rational thought. This no longer just includes the politicians but it seems to go on the affect the police. This is one place where a mutiny really needs to be considered. Aren't police officers in DC having enough of a buttscrew trying to keep the public safe in the sewers that call themselves the Washington DC streets? My god can it get any more stupid there.

Don't let the Black & White issues spoil racial profiling.

Tje powers that be should not let the problems between black people and white people in America spoil racial profiling. Racial profiling could be a great tool if used correctly. Why stop profiling now? It was perfectly fine when it was of no use what so ever.

What ever happened to common sense in America? For years we had black people getting stopped driving for being in the wrong neighborhood and we wasn't blowing up nothing. Now we have only muslems blowing up everything trying to kill everyone and doing it in the name of their GOD, how the hell do you talk a person out of doing something GOD told them to do? Craziest thing of all is it appears white people actually think you can. Why is white America always a minute late and a dollar short? Again, why the hell would you decide to stop actively racial profiling people at the only time in America's history it actually accomplishes something useful? I mean finding people with bombs intent on killing you and your family, friends and acquaintances? In any mind other than a white American mind that is far more important than trying to stop a colored boy from drink from a water fountain. Why abandon racial profiling now after so many years perfecting it? Simply replace black person with middle eastern person and it should all click. If the middle eastern community finds it offensive, so fricken what, we did not beg them to hate and covet to kill us? Hell us blacks hated it also but we dealt with it, they'll learn to do the same.

Husla3x (super-genius) is Admin of the blog Blackfriendonline.com click blog name to read more of his railing and ranting.

I personally find his view informative and entertaining and thank him for the great post.

If you sweat the little $#it in life, that's all you will ever be.

It seems that whenever i count my blessings, some Idiot interupts and I have to start all over again. Internet Cartoon.

Life is good! Life is wonderful. No matter what you are going through at any given moment, good or bad, you have to be conscious and mentally well enough to realize it, and that's not d-e-a-d, which by the way is worst than bad. I hear people talking about how bad this year was, and it was, and how their whole family had to adapt. I always look at it like this: If all the people I am worried about and for are all still alive at the end of the year, to have these problems, call it Fathers love, Human love, whatever but that was a good dam year, if my language offends you, thank you for stopping by. Life is precious, more than precious. It's hard to see that sometimes but nontheless true. And if by the way you have never read me, I will make up a word on you and I will curse. I love the lord so the intent behind my more "tangy" language is good-natured. Basically we cool.

If you read my main blog, old, old blog but still kicking butt. The main blog, my baby, is where I can be 100% me, no holding of the tongues, no biting of words, no beating around the bush. Just pure uncut Husla3x (super-genius) in all of his "it's hard out here pimp, ghetto fantabalious, dam why do white folks always gotta, po and black in America- edness" I have had a few segments on that main blog spinoff into having a following. I actually had a good year, but being from the hood and black and poor, that ain't really a hard thing to do. Yea, I had a good year. I still have to practice strategies for safety in the hood. If you look like you got it, somebody comming for it sooner or later. That's just how it is in the ghetto. Allot of people will flag it off and say that if you would do such and such, you can pull yourself out of that squallor. Some of what they say is true, like we need to get out of our feelings and not give up and try over and over until we succeed. But the part about boot-straps and all that is pure nonsense. I guess you will notice that I tend to ramble. What you gonna do? I try to stop but... Anyway the point of this post was meant for a few blogs of mine and I was gonna simulcast it over them. So readers from Blackfriendonline don't get to looking at me like that and readers from Here don't think i have been abducted by rap singers and am being held against my will. I did not feeling writing a post today and i did not feel like putting no white spin on everything, so this is what you got today. Nothing you can do about it. suck it up. I just wanted to say what the title says.

If you sweat the little $#it in life, that's all you will ever be.

It's so true. Ever notice that all your friends complain but the non-petty friends are doing it in better houses, cars and jobs than the ones who complain about petty $#it. Always remember that and your life will be great. Don't sweat the little $#it. That simple. I only have 3 rules to a good life and I have gave you 1 already, now you have 2. If you can't make it with these then you need a professional, not a (super-genius)- The sweating of the little $#its is the second rule to a good life and here is the first.

Think what you think and know what you know and never confuse the two.

I don't remember where I said it or in what article I wrote it in. I remember it from a book i wrote but never published and know I wrote it on my other blog but whatever, the point is you ain't getting a link. I don't even feel like trying to find it. My Blog. My Rules. Anyway the point of rule #1 is to quit confusing thinking with knowing. That's where 95% of the mistakes and phuckups of the entire world originate. The other 5% originate from the mentally malfunctioned types, (They thought they should do whatever crazy crap they do so it might be 100% anyway.)
It shuld go like this, in this order.

1. Think.
2. Confirm
3. Know
4. Act

The problem is that too many people make a habit of skipping 2 and 3, they treat a number 1 like a number 3 and then number 4, recipe for disaster.

Anyway, quit sweating the small stuff. If you actually one day count your blessing, i swear no matter what you are going through, you will be surprised at the results.

Husla3x (super-genius) Guest Author Today.

Your car isn't that sexy cute. Use one space idiot.

Why is it that an ugly person with a cute car thinks the cars cuteness extends to them? Because they are idiots.