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AIDS virus not made - brought back in moon rocks.

2011-06-09T07:24:00.000-07:00

When I heard this I almost pee'd my pants... Then I thought about it.

Here's the story in a nutshell:

A year or so before AIDS started spreading the maintenance man at the Smithsonian or space museum, where the rocks are, opened the display case to clean the display and while cleaning it got curious and handled the rock contracting the Aids virus at that time. He supposedly ate his lunch immediately after the incident and caught the virus from licking his fingers (he was eating KFC chicken for lunch/ He took it home with him and passed it on to his wife and his mistress. Well the mistress and the wife had other love interests as did the maintenance man and the story is predictable from there.

No good conspiracy theory is worth its weight unless the Government is involved.

The government of course tried to cover this up again, having succeeded earlier in hiding this since the moon mission. The Government has murdered and schemed to keep the public unaware of the AIDS problem and the fact that it had unintentionally helped to eventually kill mankind. The Government started rumors that it was found in monkeys. The Government tried to blame it on homosexuality. The Government even tried to feed the rumor that GOD was angry at mankind and this was his punishment for our immortality and homosexual ways. That is made funnier by the fact that the Government was the one who started the whole homosexuality and AIDS rumor.

Earlier I said I laughed until I thought... Well apparently the person who figured all this out and connected the dots through their research, diligence and relentless detective work was killed by a hit and run vehicle a few days ago and his wife was suspicious and sent the story, along with the notebooks of his life's work, to the tabloids. This story is predicted (in the theory) to go viral soon...

...As a matter of fact, maybe I am flirting with my own mortality by posting this story? I did a search on Google and not many pages have this theory on it. I don't think it is true but one never knows do one?

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Hearing "I love you" The difference between Men and Women

2011-05-21T14:42:00.000-07:00

Is it just me or does it seem like women and men hear the exact same things but process them differently?

I am 40 years old and have been with the same woman for almost 30 years and through some sort of astronomical mishap have never won an argument whether I was right or wrong. There have been times where I was completely right but in some sort of cosmic fluke I ended up being the one to apologize and make up first. How the hell do women do that? Make you feel bad for wrong, stupid or crazy things they have done? Whoever made up the rules needs a Pulitzer prize for manipulation.

I remember one time my wife took my car and got it stolen and somehow placed the blame squarely on my shoulders for having the audacity to wash the car the previous day. I of course found this theory insane, and heres the important part, voiced this opinion and got to fight for 40 minutes directly and 14 years indirectly. Her reasoning was that I turned off the Alarm while washing it and never turned it back on. My reasoning was, "How come you didn't press the clicker on the keys when you went in the store, you insane bastid?" Her theory won, we both agreed and I apologized. Not from being sorry, I still felt I was right. I apologized simply because I had learned earlier in life that sooner or later I would need clothes or food or sex or ? and If I didn't lie down for this she more than likely wouldn't later. Women are like fire, the best thing ever but will change everything if you cross it.

I truly think that the act of hearing I love you, means different things to women. To men it means nothing more than the relationship just got trickier and more delicate and it will be a bit harder to do anything you love. To women it seems to mean I won. Now I can roll my sleeves up and really get to work on you.

If that sounds rude or incorrect then you are obviously a woman.

America has been giving Pakistan it's lunch money.

2011-05-17T11:49:00.000-07:00

I write about idiotic things on the regular here on the living with idiots blog but the fact that we have given Pakistan 20 billion dollars over the last 10 years has to fall under idiotic. I mean they are our allies but shoot at our planes, the hid bin Laden for years and our silly politicians want to give them more.

Sounds like Pakistan knows something about America that America doesn't want out in the open, I've seen enough episodes of murder she wrote to recognize a blackmail plot. Not to mention that the Government killed the biggest intelligence source of the century (Bin Laden) even though they easily could have captured him. He was unarmed, on dialysis and in pajamas. Somethings not adding up. Sorry I wasn't funny today but this is no laughing matter. And I never do Political stuff here but come on.

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Are we really that stupid: Ghetto America 101.

2011-04-06T14:33:00.000-07:00

This post came into my mind 3 weeks into trying to find a suitable small car to save on gas because my truck averages $25 a day in fuel.

I was on the phone talking to them about my situation, they were buying a car also. I was explaining why I still haven't bought a car yet and I was explaining that the market was short on small cars because everyone was broke. He never really understood my points because he was looking for a SUV, an SUV like every other person I know who got tax money back. he was telling me about the deal he was getting on his SUV and how he could not wait for them to call and tell him his was ready. Even after me telling him how much my truck burned up in gas a day. I don't know what to say or think about the situation. He thinks I am dumb to spend my money a small car that no one would want when I could use that same money to buy something nice and "pimpish" is the word he used.

Why am I the only black person I know who understands that I will be making money by spending my money on a smaller car? The math is simple:

$25 a day x 30 days = $750

Versus

$10 a day x 30 days = $300

So every month driving the smaller car to work saves me $450 - and that is going to go up as gas prices do, and they will. But nevertheless every time someone in the hood buys a car it is a gas guzzler or a truck. I plan on saving $5000+ this year simply by using my brain and not caring what people think. Makes perfect sense to me, why am I the only one?

I don't want to call my people idiots but that is sure an idiotic move. And that is but one thing in a multitude of things that we seem to naturally do Bass-Ackwards. I never got the whole we are poor so lets buy the most expensive everything and then complain when our cable or lights or phones gets shut off, thing. Either way, I can't change it so I will make my life better by letting my transportation bill pay for my lights and cable and phone.

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USA - U Soft A-holes.

2011-01-11T14:22:00.000-08:00

This won't be a long post but it had to be written.

The united states of George Washington is dead. The new founding fathers of this new more sensitive America are Alan alda, Jerry springer, and the National Pro sports industry and I will explain why.

Alan Alda brought about almost single-handedly the whole sensitive men revolution that has had the effect of turning men into housewives who end up kissing each other and crying over more than old yella.

Jerry springer brought about the whole "now everyone under 18 is gay" era that has turned all our most beloved American hero, the cowboy, into a pansy who cries in the blankets by the camp fire instead of singing western songs. Broke back mountain is almost as bad a mental image as the "artwork" made of poo depicting the savior Jesus Christ.

The National Pro sports Industry, because they are supposed to be the best of the best and the supreme examples of human prowess and strength and now they are afraid like little girls to play in cold weather.

America is going soft and I don't see it going back to how it was. Homosexuality should not be a choice, at least that is what I was led to believe when the whole gay equality thing was going on a few years back.

We even have a crybaby politician in the news this week. OMG!!

The Black White N-word Controversy made Simple.

2011-01-05T15:55:00.001-08:00

Throughout the news this week you will be hearing about some guy with a reverse discrimination lawsuit pending talking about how he as a white guy should not have been fired for using the N-word in a completely understandable context, but this is not why I am writing this post.

The reason I am writing this post is because I can't believe the ignorance that people display concerning this whole fiasco. White people seem to be upset that black people "get" key word, to use the N-word but whenever a white person uses the word their whole life is destroyed. I have a very simple explanation as to why this is the case and ultimately fair and logical, but that still isn't the main reason I wrote this post.

I will try (again) to explain the entire situation from a black perspective and then I will comment on why I felt I needed to use my guest writer status on this blog to bring up this whole messy subject. Here it goes (again).

What whites don't seem to be able to grasp is the fact that black people hardly ever say the N-word, they say an N-word, not THE N-word. White people on the other hand only say THE N-word, at least whenever they get mad or frustrated enough to say it.

What do I mean an N-word vs THE N-word?

When black people use the word nigga, it is not the same or even close to the same thing as the 'er version of the word. If you live in a predominately black area of any city you will hear and see white people using the word nigga with no ill effects to them or to black people in the immediate area. That word is close phonetically but miles and miles away in emotion. Basically one will get you beaten and the other will get you accepted, in fact being able to be white and allowed to use the word nigga means that you are accepted in the black community, in some cases. In other cases it will still cause problems.

I have many white friends who are just as poor as me and living in the same day to day struggle as me who use the word nigga often and feel they have a right to use it, if you can say it you will know it. The problem with most whites and this subject is that they don't have a gauge to even approach understanding the difference. The word nigga has no history beyond the black community, the other has a history of death and destruction at the hands of an oppressive white society all throughout its history. Nigga is new and innocent of much racial hatred, the other only has this and its meaning is harmful, disrespectful and a reminder of the past (haha) excuse me, thoughts of racism.

I hope this helps at least a little bit, if not I will make it even more simple to understand. Don't use either word unless you hear it daily among people who love and/or respect you if you are white. How much more simple can it be. If you want to use this word, either of them, in your daily vocabulary as a white person, chuck your job, your house and all your birthrights and privileges and come on down here to the ghetto and scratch and struggle with us. Then and only then will it be acceptable to gain the privileged of using the N-word regularly.

This may sound harsh but the world where the word nigga is used is a harsh word. And make no mistake even Oprah has used thee word nigga, every black person under 50 has. It is a part of our society and a slap in the face to the original N-word. It is ours and we protect its use with a strength stronger than any copyright could ever provide. So the next time you argue that blacks get to use the N-word whenever they want to and deem it not fair, remember this article and the 2 different N-words in question. Also remember that we took an evil vile word and turned it into an expression of love and respect and refuse to ever let white America have it back.

And finally, The reason I wrote this post today of all days is because I listened to Mark Belling in Milwaukee's radio show and can't believe how ignorant of any other perspective than his he is. He has to be the densest man I have ever witnessed. How the hell does he keep getting a bigger audience? That's the scary part - there are a multitude of like-minded people out there listening to him and rush Limbaugh and hannity and the rest of these dinosaurs. They have to drink and beat their wives...

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The Most Retarded Toy Ever!!

2010-12-20T15:43:00.000-08:00

This has to be the most retarded toy I have ever seen in my whole entire life. I know that the word retarded is not supposed to be spoken in modern day America but there is no other word that more aptly describes this toy.

I can't understand who would ever market this and even more who would buy it... But coming from a time when people use to risk cancer to check for shoe size... It makes a sort of sense.

What If GOD told you to kill. could you refuse? Simple Islam.

2010-12-17T12:27:00.000-08:00

There are millions of people walking the earth who hear voices in their head. These individuals can be potentially dangerous but aren't always psychopaths waiting for their next instructions from the voice in their heads, but many are. What is there were a people who all heard these voices? What if an entire nation believes that the voice in their head was GOD, and he was instructing them to take the lives of any warranted or thought to be non-believers? What if the voices in the heads of these people promised rewards, great rewards for completing the ordered objectives?

Well sorry to inform you but there is, they do and it does. That's basically whats behind the entire terrorism fiasco we find ourselves and our country in.

God's wishes are a extremely difficult thing to ignore if you truly believe they are indeed God's wishes.

Hitler convinced a nation to turn a blind eye and even commit heinous crimes on a national level and the result was nazi Germany. Hitler was only a human being, Imagine the evil deeds a God could rage. If i got it in my head from the time I was born until the time I was old enough to pitch in, that God wanted me to do a thing and promised me the VIP section in heaven for doing the thing, I would do the thing. No pauses, no doubts, no mercy..

Jihad is basically the implementation of Muslim Gods wishes that his believers go out and actively make the world a more decent place. In the muslim religion killing infidels (non-muslims) puts you in (muslim gods) good graces. The muslim world wishes all Americans dead, it is written. Why do they want us dead? Thats a very complicated and yet surprisingly simple question. They want us dead because they believe that their GOD wishes it so. How could you deny a thing you have truly thought to be true your entire life? Christians believe Christ died for their sins, muslims believe Americans are turning the world into a cesspool with its pornography and totally me attitude. I love America but I also know that we are in a time we have never faced before, or have we? There was that whole spanish inquisition thing and those witch hunts. We as humans just seem to take turns thinking up emotional ways to wipe each other out and judge.

I have tried to understand the reasons the Muslim world gives beyond the Koran teachings but I still can't figure out how a God of love can also be the source of so much hate? I understand the whole American Ways arguement because I have a daughter and No I would not want her being best friends with the lose immoral girl at her school but that is nothing to kill over, at least to my thinking..

There is much much more than my brief ramblings offer up but I am a simple man (aren't we all, unaware or aware?) I am simple, I think God should be loving and forgiving. But a loving person against a murderous person usually loses, I hate to lose.

I just wanted to add a more mainstream perspective to the whole terrorism thing. I hope I accomplished that.

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Y2K ain't got nothin' on 2012 - Y212 Ingredients of a national panic attack.

2010-12-06T17:31:00.000-08:00

If you are over the age of 16 you remember the hoopla surrounding the whole computer glitch, Armageddon laced, global event that was Y2K. You may even still have a part of the water and batteries you tucked away to insure that you and your loved ones (I love that advertising gem "and your loved ones") I am sure that term has sold more trend products than "as seen on tv" and "if you act now" put together. i remember how it seemed like everyone had a solid opinion, one way or the other, about what would befall us, society and our loved ones at 11:59pm on Dec 31, 1999. Looking back it all seems crazy but at the time Y2K was a certified, bonafide, full fledged global event. But everything compared, Y2K ain't got nothin' on Y212.

It may take another year or so to start building the fever pitched desperation laced last months before Y2K hit but Y212 will be coming to a masked panic filled society near you. There are even several websites dedicated to giving you the truth about 2012 (let them tell it) This laid back, calmly spoken of date with potential global annihilation on Dec 21, 2012 (which by the way is 2-1-1-2-2-1-2 - which has to mean you will die in binary) will be much worst and create far more panic than Y2K could ever have hoped to cause. Let us look at the ingredients of a good, society hindering, mass panic producing event.

I am no scientist but I think I have at least a masters degree on me and knowing what makes me scared. I am scared of not many things and the majority of those are things that happen to others (and my loved ones - I love that line) like my wife or kids. I am only scared of a few personal things like centipedes or something else that isn't really scary just ookie. I never have really been scared of things you can't help or that happen to everyone, this is why I will never be scared of 2012. I may prepare for it if it seems like there is a need to, but I couldn't join in a mass panic even if I saw UFO's barreling towards me all ray guns a-blazin.

Random Mass Death
I guess to have any Looming disaster worth it's weight you need a fair amount of random death which Y2K never really had beyond a few planes crashing into each other. Why do pilots even attend Flight school if they can't fly planes without computers? Y212 on the other hand has random mass death by the truck loads, meteors, asteroids, tidal waves, nuclear explosions, human eating or enslaving aliens, hurricanes, religious revenge, volcanic eruptions, plagues, viruses and about 100 others.

The Unknown

You need a bit of the old Unknown also to get the old panic juices flowing. This is another thing Y2K did not seem to have, we all knew what was going to happen on Dec 31, 2011 at 11:59pm, computers were gonna shut down. I shut my computer down often and nothing bad ever happens beyond having to bring a lunch to reboot good old reliable (laughs) windows. This is not the case with Y212. Y212 has so much unknown as to have the potential to change the entire population. No one knows what is going to happen and as long as they are thinking about it, imaginations will go wild, which by the way is another ingredient in Mass panic situations.

I have asked many people how they felt about the whole Y212 2012 thing, were they worried? and no one seems that concerned but and still everyone has at least something to say beyond the yes or no required. Just ask anyone and see if a conversation doesn't start. Look it up on google or yahoo answers and you get things like these...

The Light hearted

So far I've heard Jesus is returning, the earth's polarity is changing, the moon's polarity is changing and aliens are attacking. Looks like it's gonna be a very busy year.

The scientific Preachy

I don't really understand where all the fear is coming from. The Mayans Calendar, which is not predicting the end of the world in 2012, but the start of a new era on December 21st, 2012. The year 2012 marks the end of the "Great Cycle." When it came to mathematics, time and calendars, the Maya were geniuses. Believing that time repeated itself in cycles.

The complete Nut-Job

The planets will all line up and the net gravitational effect will fling the earth either to the far reaches of space or into the sun. This one has been around for awhile now believe it or not.

Whatever you believe, think or theorize does not matter the eight of an atom in the scheme of thing. We are all too human and our imagination while a bit slower to go into hyper-drive as adults than they were as children, we still have them and they will soon be working overtime. Y212 (2012) promises to be a year to think about and if all goes well remember. I don't know what will happen in Y212 but I know what won't. Normalcy.

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Russia 's perfect plan to bankrupt America.

2010-10-26T10:02:00.000-07:00

Sometimes i feel like I am the only one in America that thinks Communists may be behind the war America is in. I have many reasons why I think that this is at least a legitimate possibility is as follows.

1. As soon as the war started, all the Red countries leaders started being in the news verbally attacking America, Hugo Chavez, Cuba, China, Korea, Russia - everybody. Had not heard from them in years.

2. The countries we are at war with are all next to communist countries and more importantly russia. The Russian government has been dipping into these countries government for centuries.

It's like russia having a war with Canada or Mexico, no way in hell we letting that many enemy troops and equipment into either place. Take a look at the map and explain to me why anyone who doesn't even entertain the thought that I could be right is not an Idiot.

Also we have to remember that Ronald Reagan tricked the soviet union into bankruptcy, there is no way you can be that close to china and Japan (man its small) and not have a long memory and a desire for retribution. Remember how important payback is in that region, all karate movies start with payback or suicide. I'm just saying.

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We going to war against the oil spill! Idiots.

2010-06-15T22:02:00.000-07:00

How are we going to war against an Oil Spill when we are already at war against Afghanistan, Iran, Pakistan, Springfield Illinois, drugs, teenage pregnancy, global warming, illegal Immigration, crime,,,,, Does the government need a dictionary for the definition of war?

Homeland Security Advice: How to catch more criminals.

2010-05-05T15:32:00.000-07:00

OK. Homeland Security is almost a joke on common sense.

Anyone with a television knows that criminals often times run for the border.

Anyone who has ever watched a thriller movie or watched a crime show in their live knows that criminals who live a good distance from the crime scene is likely, highly likely to head for a transportation provider to get back home or away.

So my question is this, How in the name of all that is holy did Homeland security allow a terrorist suspect known to authorities and homeland security buy a ticket, get through security and board a plane even after his name was on every list mandated by them, using that name none the less?

I am a poor black man from the ghetto of Milwaukee, Wisconsin and I can't even rent a DVD or get pulled over by the police without my name popping up on a "apprehend" list for child support for me and my 30 year relationship wife's children for failure to pay child support for children who have lived with me all of their lives.

The can immediately recognize me as a person of interest but can't catch a known terrorist running around still using his real name. Maybe they should require that all terrorists they really want to catch should be accurately described bit also classified as black (we have many shaded) and owing the city money for tickets of child support. Seems like that would be a very productive little white lie, they lie so much anyway that should be absolutely no problem making so.

So here is my plan/idea to help homeland security catch more criminals like the New York bomber.

Mandate that all highly wanted criminals and terrorists be described as black and owing municipal fines. Works every-time. They always get their man.

Top 10 Reason Women Hate Women.

2010-04-24T16:46:00.000-07:00

Women are natural born haters.

I know that is a big statement and some woman somewhere will send me an email with a picture of a stand alone cut off penis but... It's true. Women hate women.

So with that said I set out on a mission to find out why. I polled every woman I could find, on the subway, at the gym, walking sown the street and even lying naked in my bed, as to why woman hate women. I wanted to know if what I have observed my entire life was as universal as my life-long perceptions made it appear to be. Do women really not like other women and if so, why?

The answer I got most when asking this question of the women i molested with it on the streets of my fair city was this...

Top 10 Reasons Women Hate Women.

1. Women feel that other women can not be trusted.

2. Women gossip too much

3. Women start problems when bored

4. Women need to control every situation because they are all narcissistic to some (allot)

4. Women are phony

5. Women are trecherous

6. Women are Sneaky

7. Women will take your man

"Another woman would take your man and could give a crap that you love him or he has a family, she needs someone to fix her car, house, carry her bags, buy her things, etc. Never trust another woman too much with your man."

The above is an actual quote.

8. Women are too vindictive.

"I have a friend that would call her husbands new wife and say things just to get her mad at him so they would fight. Then she would come up with an excuse, kids, money, whatever to get him so see or talk to her and boost his ego. After a while she seduced him and set it up so the new wife would catch them. That's scandalous!

9. Women Lie

10.Women hate to see other women happy or when other women have something that they desire and can't have.

Don't send me emails about this post they are not my words, they were taken from random women in my city. I asked dozens of women the same question, Why do you think women do not like other women or out and out hate them?" I was never corrected and every woman had at least a partial answer after they told me that they don;t feel that way, but they all had at least one reason to add to my list.

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Washington + Politics + Politicians = IDIOTFEST 2K.10

2010-01-28T15:27:00.000-08:00

I admit that I am but a *ghetto-suburb dwelling, lower income segregated life experienced black newly middle-aged bottom-tierd Milwaukee Wisconsin Blogger who isn't the most knowledgeable political analyst even on my block in the ghetto-suburbs of Milwaukee, but even I know that trying a terrorist suspect in an Urban setting is wrong on at least 2 very basic levels.

1. Why are we having civilian court trials for Military prisoners?

What the hell would make the supposedly smartest "socially" individuals in the country become so much more bigger idiots than usual and allow this to happen? Why isn't the President squashing this? Do you understand what type of world class high level enemies a big time Military accused terrorist prisoner would be aware watching and scheming on a criminal trial like this? There is no safe place to hold a trial like that other than a military base, that's the reason it should have stayed there.

2. Why would you subject innocent civilians to the off the charts danger potential of a fiasco like this?

I have told you who I am and maybe I missed a step that the privileged of the country are aware of. Maybe it makes perfect sense and I am just not knowledgable enough about the workings of the government to understand. Could be, but I know WAR like nobody reading this that isn't active in the ghetto street life or Actual War past or present. WAR is WAR and in WAR you look for weaknesses to exploit and the exploit them, each and everytime you can. Idiot washington, and the President in this, have to know that that trial will become a HUGE target at the time of the trial.

I am not saying that terrorists will attack the trial, I am saying that this trial would be a perfect 2nd attack for every possible reason imaginable. I could name millions but I will make it easy on myself and you by say ALL - All the reasons. Opportunity, desire to win, human nature, revenge, agenda all of them. I have seen retaliation all my life and when you are at war with another Person(s) you get them when the opportunity arises to save you and yours. Even on that bottom of the chain level it works. The WAR is a much higher level.

You have to see that Idiot Politicians.

Writers Rant: And then to get a trial you have to have the right to a trial. They gave terrorist, civilian rights. How idiot can you be? I mean coming from my place and experience in life I feel I just barely almost got those rights, and I ain't blowed up jack. But enough with that equality bit - after all the president is black. I as a black man in America can not wrap my head around that the most. How could he even defend this?

You have to have seen at least one cowboy movie where the sheriff arrests the gang leader and the members of his little gang shootup the town and citizens to get him back and they are no more than 5-10-20 the terrorists have millions. How can you secure a building in New york from terrorists who don't even want to survive? You would need to move the court to the middle of the dessert or the middle of an Army base..... AHA!!! Thats why it should be prosecuted by the Military.

And the towers were the biggest most difficult targets to get to, at least in the minds of the enemy. If you were them how hard would you see a small regular sized building in the heart of a packed urban area. They don't even have to rescue the guy all they have to do is strike at the building to shake up America.

If I was the leader of the terrorists, I sure as hell would send a few of my followers to to paradise just for the publicity. And attempt is as good as any other attempt, they don't even have to succeed to succeed. 1 middle eastern man with a gun in the courtroom hallway will make the news all month and the country will feel threatened anew. Yea I would do it. But I would do it big so I could get a bigger return for my bang. Get it, bang? I would for sure do it if the place i had to do it was not a military base full of trained soldiers. This has to be one of the most Idiot things I have ever seen or heard.

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Washington DC retardation now extends to public servants.

2010-01-09T22:13:00.000-08:00

Washington DC police can arrest a woman in any area they’ve declared prostitution free zone. And in a backasswards move to curb prostitution, carrying more than two condoms is considered proof of intention to prostitute.

Maybe it's only me but does it seem like every step taking by anyone of any power in Washington is retarded? Any woman can be arrested for carrying more than one condom and charged with prostitution... Don't condoms come in packs of three? It must be the DC air because anyone associated with there seems to be wholly incapable of rational thought. This no longer just includes the politicians but it seems to go on the affect the police. This is one place where a mutiny really needs to be considered. Aren't police officers in DC having enough of a buttscrew trying to keep the public safe in the sewers that call themselves the Washington DC streets? My god can it get any more stupid there.

Don't let the Black & White issues spoil racial profiling.

2009-12-29T17:46:00.000-08:00

Tje powers that be should not let the problems between black people and white people in America spoil racial profiling. Racial profiling could be a great tool if used correctly. Why stop profiling now? It was perfectly fine when it was of no use what so ever.

What ever happened to common sense in America? For years we had black people getting stopped driving for being in the wrong neighborhood and we wasn't blowing up nothing. Now we have only muslems blowing up everything trying to kill everyone and doing it in the name of their GOD, how the hell do you talk a person out of doing something GOD told them to do? Craziest thing of all is it appears white people actually think you can. Why is white America always a minute late and a dollar short? Again, why the hell would you decide to stop actively racial profiling people at the only time in America's history it actually accomplishes something useful? I mean finding people with bombs intent on killing you and your family, friends and acquaintances? In any mind other than a white American mind that is far more important than trying to stop a colored boy from drink from a water fountain. Why abandon racial profiling now after so many years perfecting it? Simply replace black person with middle eastern person and it should all click. If the middle eastern community finds it offensive, so fricken what, we did not beg them to hate and covet to kill us? Hell us blacks hated it also but we dealt with it, they'll learn to do the same.

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If you sweat the little $#it in life, that's all you will ever be.

2009-12-04T15:53:00.000-08:00

It seems that whenever i count my blessings, some Idiot interupts and I have to start all over again. Internet Cartoon.

Life is good! Life is wonderful. No matter what you are going through at any given moment, good or bad, you have to be conscious and mentally well enough to realize it, and that's not d-e-a-d, which by the way is worst than bad. I hear people talking about how bad this year was, and it was, and how their whole family had to adapt. I always look at it like this: If all the people I am worried about and for are all still alive at the end of the year, to have these problems, call it Fathers love, Human love, whatever but that was a good dam year, if my language offends you, thank you for stopping by. Life is precious, more than precious. It's hard to see that sometimes but nontheless true. And if by the way you have never read me, I will make up a word on you and I will curse. I love the lord so the intent behind my more "tangy" language is good-natured. Basically we cool.

If you read my main blog, old, old blog but still kicking butt. The main blog, my baby, is where I can be 100% me, no holding of the tongues, no biting of words, no beating around the bush. Just pure uncut Husla3x (super-genius) in all of his "it's hard out here pimp, ghetto fantabalious, dam why do white folks always gotta, po and black in America- edness" I have had a few segments on that main blog spinoff into having a following. I actually had a good year, but being from the hood and black and poor, that ain't really a hard thing to do. Yea, I had a good year. I still have to practice strategies for safety in the hood. If you look like you got it, somebody comming for it sooner or later. That's just how it is in the ghetto. Allot of people will flag it off and say that if you would do such and such, you can pull yourself out of that squallor. Some of what they say is true, like we need to get out of our feelings and not give up and try over and over until we succeed. But the part about boot-straps and all that is pure nonsense. I guess you will notice that I tend to ramble. What you gonna do? I try to stop but... Anyway the point of this post was meant for a few blogs of mine and I was gonna simulcast it over them. So readers from Blackfriendonline don't get to looking at me like that and readers from Here don't think i have been abducted by rap singers and am being held against my will. I did not feeling writing a post today and i did not feel like putting no white spin on everything, so this is what you got today. Nothing you can do about it. suck it up. I just wanted to say what the title says.

If you sweat the little $#it in life, that's all you will ever be.

It's so true. Ever notice that all your friends complain but the non-petty friends are doing it in better houses, cars and jobs than the ones who complain about petty $#it. Always remember that and your life will be great. Don't sweat the little $#it. That simple. I only have 3 rules to a good life and I have gave you 1 already, now you have 2. If you can't make it with these then you need a professional, not a (super-genius)- The sweating of the little $#its is the second rule to a good life and here is the first.

Think what you think and know what you know and never confuse the two.

I don't remember where I said it or in what article I wrote it in. I remember it from a book i wrote but never published and know I wrote it on my other blog but whatever, the point is you ain't getting a link. I don't even feel like trying to find it. My Blog. My Rules. Anyway the point of rule #1 is to quit confusing thinking with knowing. That's where 95% of the mistakes and phuckups of the entire world originate. The other 5% originate from the mentally malfunctioned types, (They thought they should do whatever crazy crap they do so it might be 100% anyway.)
It shuld go like this, in this order.

1. Think.
2. Confirm
3. Know
4. Act

The problem is that too many people make a habit of skipping 2 and 3, they treat a number 1 like a number 3 and then number 4, recipe for disaster.

Anyway, quit sweating the small stuff. If you actually one day count your blessing, i swear no matter what you are going through, you will be surprised at the results.

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Your car isn't that sexy cute. Use one space idiot.

2009-11-10T19:04:00.000-08:00

Why is it that an ugly person with a cute car thinks the cars cuteness extends to them? Because they are idiots.

Do a 50 million dollar crime get 1 month special in wisconsin.

2009-10-26T15:55:00.000-07:00

The two idiots that set fire to Patrick Cudahy have both been sentences to incredibly small amounts of jail time...

I hate to play the race card but this time I am just going to say it... If they would have been black instead of white they would have gotten far more jail time than a month in the house of corrections. These guys don't even spent the time they got in prison they will spend their 30 days/ 90 days at the house of corrections, the same place you go for unpaid traffic tickets.

They should have gotten far more jail time. Here is the story.

An Iraq veteran whose military flare sparked a costly fire at a meatpacking plant this summer was sentenced Thursday to jail time, probation and community service.

The fire caused at least $50 million in damage at the Patrick Cudahy plant in Cudahy, a Milwaukee suburb.

Joshua J. Popp, 23, was charged with second-degree reckless injury, which carries a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison and a $25,000 fine. In exchange for his guilty plea in August, prosecutors agreed to recommend a far lighter sentence.

Milwaukee County Circuit Judge Dennis Cimpl largely followed the recommendation, sentencing Popp to 90 days in jail, three years of probation and 500 hours of community service. If Popp violates the terms of his probation, he'll be sentenced to prison time.

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Drive twice with no license get a year.

Do a stupid thing that causes 50 million dollars worth of damage do 90 days. SOunds about right. WHat an Idiot State wisconsin is.

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Obama mandates ghetto mothers child naming: 9 letter maximum.

2009-10-12T13:30:00.000-07:00

Oct,12,2009 Blackfriendonline.com

In an unprecedented move President Obama proposed a new law to limit "ghetto mothers" naming to 9 letters per child. Republicans are praising their mortal enemy (Obama) for this showing of fortitude, democrats are against this move.

"now what we need to do is get s lil education before we start knocking names. i thought Nzinga was the dumbest name out there...until i READ A BOOK and realized she was a african queen." Lashawanda Johnson.

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I'm a racist against Obama. Never mind that I am black.

2009-09-21T00:05:00.000-07:00

man this is getting ....predicted. Political Correctness comes to politics. How ironic is that?

America is going bonkers. Home of the free. Land of the crazed.

2009-09-02T22:16:00.000-07:00

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How to cheat and not get caught. A guide to Affairs.

2009-07-25T11:41:00.000-07:00

I was amazed when I read this book!

I guess everyone in the world figures they know how to cheat. Maybe you aren't the cheating type or are not cheating at this particular monment in your life, but you still think that in a pinch you could make it happen if you had to or wanted to. I to felt that way, that was before I read the "Ultimate Guide to Cheating and Getting Away with it".

I am no longer a cheater, I was a big one, I know how to cheat. I am married now and incredibly happy and don't want to cheat, but if I did... This book has things and strategies that I would have never even began to think of. I really was amazed. It started out impressing me..

"If you want to have an affair, cheating your current spouse and enjoying a sexy affair with someone you've recently made a close connection to... you've come to the right place.

You'll soon discover how to execute your private affairs discreetly, without your partner having to find out that you have strayed. I've written a 40 page special report on married dating which can help you have an extra-marital affair."

And it held up to it's claim. I don't know the guy or girl who wrote this (probably a girl) but they are a crafty little vixen. Anyway I just wanted my readers to see what they have out there on the Internet now-a-days.

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Call them what they are, "CamelKaze" Fox "news" my eye!

2009-07-17T11:15:00.000-07:00

What is it with White Hoods and racist zealots?

What is it with other countries and their willingness to kill themselves in a final act of destructive rebellion? I know I should call it something more than rebellion but for lack of a better word and also energy to go and find one, I will leave it at that.

One of the news networks, fox I think, decides that "Suicide Bomber" is not the right word for the Murderous, Fanatical, Obscenity, Obscenity, obscenity, zealots who for one Idiotic, misguided reason or another, strap bombs to themselves and then proceed to kill innocent people who just happen to be in the same place terra as the murdering demons who detonate said bomb. The news network has decided that "Murder Bomber" is a better term. My question is this, rather my first question is this. How can you work in a world of words and not see or sense how stupid that sounds?

"Murder Bomber"? That sounds very, very, very, xxx, xxx, STUPID!

I can understand the concern for terminology. All I have to do is remember what happened with the word "Kamikaze". Kamikaze turned into something to be respected and mis-remembered, is that a word? Mis-remembered? Oh why am I worrying? If Fox or whoever can get away with "Murder Bomber" anything I make up and print is adding to the spirit of the media in the "good" ole US of A.

I can understand at least what the Kamikazes were doing, it made a odd sort of sense, especially from who and where it originated, but Suicide Bombing is not that. Suicide bombing is like deciding that you are in a war with someone, never telling them and then stabbing them as soon as you see them, prefferably before they see you, over and over again. No matter what you call it, Suicide bombing, Murder bombing or my favorite, Camelkaze. Camelkaze just works.

It has the nice little ring to it.

It has just the right amount of Hate, Disdain, Insult and slur to feel great coming out. We need a new "acceptable" Jap. Nip, gook to get us through this with our sanity like it did when we were fighting the "nazi's, vietnamese and Napan . That is why for the life of me I can't figure Obama out. Why the hell would you even entertain the idea of giving these camelkaze's rights like they were American Citizens, they are criminals and prisoneers taken on the field of battle. I hate to join the Rush Limbaugh crowd but on this I do Agree, "America Is Going to Hell On A rocket slide!"

And for the record, the news network who started this "murder bomber" nonsense should be ashamed. Husla3x (super-genius)

Is that a nuclear Bomb on the Freeway?

2009-06-04T15:30:00.000-07:00

Jesus Pwns. Funniest video ever?

2009-04-26T11:49:00.000-07:00

Pansy Republican talk radio picks on girls. Go Rush Limbaugh!

2009-04-07T14:40:00.000-07:00

All day long I have listened to the republican talk show radio hosts pick on Michelle Obama. From talk about her fashion sense to talk about how she thinks her arms are sexy being the reason she wears sleeveless gowns, Rush Limbaugh even went so far as to suggest that she was an Idiot (her and princess Diana) and should shut up, look pretty and that's all because as women they have nothing else to offer. I don't know how Rush Limbaugh even survives as racist, elitist and chauvinistic as he is, i actually voted Yes on the ban rush Limbaugh petition because he is a bastard.

I can't understand with all the things going on in the world politically how they have all afternoon, across the spectrum of Hosts to spend that much time berating a woman who has done nothing to them other than be married to a man that they (republicans) apparently hate. Republicans desperately need a new public relations campaign. I don't agree with all the things that Obama is doing to the economy of the country but I am not going to pick on his wife just for being his wife. I personally thing Michelle is a breath of fresh air and smart as a whip. The republicans let the genius bush talk jibberish for 8 long hard years the last thing they should be worried about is someone saying something dumb. They are all grinches is how they make themselves seem.

I actually understand and like some of the things that the republican party stands for, less government, less taxes and all that good stuff but this modern wave of republicans are making republicans look like assholes, rush Limbaugh is the Daddy of them all. I am not really big on politics but i do listen to the 3 big boys (at least to me) on the radio Mark Belling, Rush Limbaugh and Levine. They are entertaining and seemingly genius at what they do and their perspective is always refreshing but they need to work on the petty spitefulness that is becoming the trademark of the republican party.

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Some of them racial slurs fit, I'm just saying. Guest Writer Thursday.

2009-03-26T19:23:00.000-07:00

I was sitting around on the porch watching traffic and thinking, why do we sit on the porch so much in the ghetto? I can't understand most of the multitude of ethnic slurs directed at us as black folks in America but i do get a few because they are kinda on point even though i hate to admit it out loud.

Porch Monkey, that one was stupid when i was little but now i do see it. We gotta admit that we will sit on some porches, while we are of course not monkeys the whole porch thing is true. With that said i think white people could equally be called "patio monkeys" for the same reasons. But in all seriousness it does seem like an economical thing more than a racial thing. The poorest people on the block do seem to sit on the porch allot. Sometimes when no porch is present the kitchen chairs will find their way to the middle grass, i never got that one. If you live in the hood as i do you constantly see one chair sitting in the middle of the grass in front of the rent assistance properties. And though this sounds bad...you can always tell the rent assistance properties. There are always either more kids outside alone or more adults hanging out in the front of them. All the visitors to the rent assistance homes blow their horns continuously or far more than regular. The one perk to being a home owner living next to a rent assistance property is that you always have a weed source.

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Obama: Don't put money under mattress: that's the 1st place we'll look.

2009-03-11T10:30:00.000-07:00

I supported Obama. I liked the message and I liked the man but recent happenings have made me second guess myself. I am not the avid follower of politics that everyone else seems to be and I am no great think tanker but spending all this money while outlawing every way to get or earn it back seems not all that smart. I am really starting to see the possibility of Obama being the Manchurian Candidate turned President.

Manchurian Candidate: One who has been brainwashed into preforming actions (such as assassination) upon recieving a special code word or phrase. The candidate acts and behaves normally before recieving the trigger, with no knowledge of what he will do, or what he has done while under the influence of mind control. Source "Is Obama FUBU or Manchurian Candidate?"

When you add up all the controversies and criminal friends and look at the evidence it is hard to have faith in Obama. I hope I am wrong.

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International Idiot.

2009-02-28T10:47:00.001-08:00

Retired wrestler body slams nursing home roommate causing death.

2009-02-20T16:06:00.001-08:00

I live in Wisconsin, Milwaukee to be specific, we have no newspaper to report these things. We actually do have a local rag called the Milwaukee Sentinel Journal that has a "Big City" circulation but as of late they have been perfectly useless in reporting Milwaukee's news. I would call them a "reality" newspaper, something akin to flavor Flav's reality television show. But since or newspaper "the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel" is useless and retarded, i will report this story.

"Police believe that Verne Gagne may have contributed to the January death of Helmut R. Gutmann, who lived with him in the Bloomington living facility, Friendship Village. Gagne and 97-year-old Gutmann, who both suffer from Alzheimer's-related dementia, allegedly got into a fight on Jan. 26 that led to Gutmann's death.

"Gutmann suffered a broken leg and a head injury in the fight. He was hospitalized, then released, but then was re-hospitalized due to complications. Four days ago, Gutmann died."

Gagne, who was drafted by the Chicago Bears in 1947, was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2006. Gutmann also lived a pretty amazing life. SOURCE

I can't understand why the Idiots over at the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel would not see this as newsworthy in the same state Mr. Gagne was a celebrity in but i thank GOD that i can't understand it because if I could I suspect I would be an Idiot also.

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Diary of a poor black milwaukee Ghetto screwup!: The Disillusion, Disconnection and Disgust in Black America.

2009-02-17T01:11:00.000-08:00

Diary of a poor black milwaukee Ghetto screwup!: The Disillusion, Disconnection and Disgust in Black America.

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Hypocrisy and why we Americans love it.

2009-02-16T11:17:00.000-08:00

Why are we as American citizen perfectly fine with governmental hypocrisy? We even love it in our everyday lives. Need examples? Here are a few.

We went after Hussein but we also put him in office.

We pay extra on our phone bills for features that cancel out other features we also pay for when we could just keep it minimal and achieve the same goal.

We actually buy into Fat-Free Peanut Butter. There is no fat in Peanuts anyway you morons.

We scoff at beggars but they could be robbers. I would be.

We watched the Government force banks to make bad loans and now are watching as the same government forces them to honor them.

This example is really funny. Who are our closest allies in the Islamic world? Egypt, Jordan, Saudi Arabia and Pakistan. There's not a democracy in the bunch.

How can spending more help when we are broke. Idiots. Everyone.

We say that we care about the health, welfare, and education of our children, yet we imprison them in sterile windowless schools and supply them with junk food and caffeine laced soft drinks.

We say that we care about honesty and integrity in government yet we continue to elect persons who whore themselves to the highest bidder when they take office.

This reminds me of my brother who complains constantly about his wife but stays with her for 25 years. We are all morons, idiots and hypocrites. We love to be shat upon it seems.

I am not really a political follower government news hog but how can you not be in today's America?

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One Thing I have Never Seen In the Ghetto and I live There.

2009-02-12T21:52:00.000-08:00

When i saw this i was Amazed. Not Amazed like a tribesman who first see's a lighter but Amazed none the less. I am 40 and I have never seen one of these ever. If they put that in my neighborhood the bags would be gone forever in less than 5 minutes, that is unless no one came past. But if someone came past in 6 minutes, they would be gone in 6.2. These dog poop bags would be the new packaging for drugs at some time and point in my neighborhood, maybe forever if the city was fool enough to keep putting them out there.

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Spend all the money you want, we'll make more.

2009-02-06T21:02:00.000-08:00

How the hell can spending more money help the American economy if the government is doing the spending? That is asinine. Why not give us the money and then order us to spend it? That would work so much better and be far easier to boot. I guess once and idiot always an idiot and Washington is ten times an idiot not just once. I knew those $25k toilet seats and hammers would get us one day.

Why can't i get $40 off my cable or direct TV. That's not fair.

2009-02-03T14:58:00.000-08:00

Why am i getting punished for not being on welfare? If the government is so intent of getting all up in my business they should at least do it to everyone not just the lower income. Entertainment is no place for the government anyway, i think i deserve a $40 off my cable or direct television bill since it is acting as my DTV box.

Call me petty but it's how i feel about this whole big brother thing.

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Ghetto Neighbors, I heart my crack baby.

2009-02-02T13:48:00.000-08:00

How come idiots, true idiots, always find somebody else fault in the things they do? And how come regular people (non-idiots) let em? I ask you this. Who's really the idiot?" Husla3x (super-genius).

If you read my other blog then you have heard me talk about “the house next door” to mine in Milwaukee. You also know that this blog is a spin-off from that blog and this segment. I never really go into details about the individuals that live there mainly because I think its the house not the people i think its haunted by a trifling spirit or something.. I actually really think that my last good neighbors put a curse on the house before they were evicted by the landlord.

The last good neighbors were damn near family our kids grew up together and we were like cousins or something. They were buying the house on a land contract or something and ended up losing it, every since then it has been one noisy, disrespectful, full capacity kidded group of individuals after the next with the exception of very few. I swear people move in every 6 months, by the time you know them they are gone a few times taking a chunk of money from your pockets. I mean it got to the point where we wanted to try and buy the house next door and rent it out our own selves. Hell naw we can't afford it but how much is peace of mind worth? We never bought it because they wanted too much and even if they hadn't we figured out it wasn't a good idea. If we would have bought it our next door neighbors would have just been the people that live with us now and that would have been worst. That would suck to finally get rid of my in-laws and then have them as tenants. They would never pay the rent on time or even close. Somebody would always need an operation or bail or need a grip or else the baby is going to explode. So scratch that bright idea right fast.

The problem with the house is that there always seems to be a single mother of six that doesn't watch her kids correctly. There was even one lady who got mad and stayed mad because some of the neighborhood kids had a bike in her driveway the day she moved in with her 5 kids and 2 grandkids, she was like 34. She stayed mad at us for about 3 months until her needing to borrow a cigarette an hour from the people that are staying with us until they get on their feet. They gotta get feet first so thats strange and hope draining. Anyway that one was hell but the one before her sued us because she wanted to and moved. She actually sued our friendly mutt dog that the whole neighborhood has always played with for years. She got it in her head to say the dog bit her kid and the insurance company settled because it was easier than fighting. She got a little change even though the ambulance and police told the company that the wound was old and not even a bite mark but a scrape or branch mark. I never really understood that whole thing, all I know is she was a “Christian” and she hated dogs. Part of the problem with the house next door is that its Rent Assistance so people who can't afford to pay the $850 rent get to stay in there for like $300. Rent assistance is kind of like house welfare I ain't knocking it because I have always been trying to get it. Hell if it was to come through now I would sell this house to my daddy and rent it from him and clean up. Wouldn't nothing have to change but the title. But that ain't gonna happen so let me go on.

The people that move into the house always seem to be the kind that don't get jobs and need to use your lawn mower. Since I am letting my girl family stay with us and they are the same types “borrowers” we always end up knowing the neighbors better than just to say hi. I guess its because when we are at work making money to house and feed them they are lending and borrowing beer and cigarettes from the tenants of the month next door. So at least a few times a day we hear a knock from the neighbors needing sugar or bread or cigarettes or a ride or bus change or some other quit asking me for ass crap. How the hell do out of work drunks always seem to find each other in the hood? They need to start a gang, call themselves the drunks or brew city beggars. How the hell do they make beer money sitting on the front porch anyway, they don't move but to go to the store to get beer. It must be something to that porch sitting thing cause enough people do it all day everyday for no discernible reason. Maybe there is like a porch fairy sort of like the tooth fairy except instead of putting a dollar under your pillow (inflation) for a tooth while you sleep they put a dollar under your head when you pass out on the porch from drinking. Its a thought.

And why do drunks always seem to have someone to call? Who the hell are you talking to for 3 hour when you are drunk? I talked to you for 14 seconds and you were slurring so much that you either wanted me to take you to the gas station or the horses got out of the barn, I still don't know which. Anyway pray for your boy because my “guests” have until July 1st to be gone, moved, out on their own. But I don't think its going to happen on schedule because 20 hours after my girl gave them the news her mother (lives with us) got deathly ill. Whats funny is I owe my Auntie $25 because she bet that my girls mom would become deathly ill within days of being told to go. Tell me that ain't hilarious. If it wasn't happening in my life it would be my favorite TV show.

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Is McDonalds negligent and liable in their drive-thru design?

2009-01-24T12:41:00.000-08:00

"McDonalds is supposed to be fun not dangerous".

I have been blogging about this for 2 years since after i was almost ran down by a driver looking in their bag leaving the drive-thru window at Mcdonalds. That was the third time i was almost injured in this manner. I took a picture to help you better understand the danger.

As you can notice in the picture, there is no control method or safety precautions other than bars on top of the small exit gate. With text messaging and inadvertant drivers preoccupied with their orders, this is a fatality waiting to happen.

Also notice that there is less than 10 feet to catch yourself driving before you hit a person leaving mcdonalds. Also there is no stop gap between the drive-through lane and the exit. I have half a mind to file a suit before someones kids get hurt or killed. McDonald's is supposed to be fun not dangerous. Here's what happened to me, twice.

I got my food and exited McDonald's.

I went through the door and prepared to walk across the "parking" lot to my car. At the exact same time a mom was pulling off from the drive thru window with her food. She checks her order forgetting to come to a complete stop. We meet after 10 feet at the door. Luckily i was only minor injured, but should McDonald's wait until someone is more seriously injured or killed before they take preventative action?

To make matters worse i wrote to McDonald's to see if they would replace my dropped Ipod Touch's screen (i dropped it when i jumped (nearly dived) back out of the way of the car. The driver kept driving as the drive through is designed for. I have still not heard from McDonalds. I thought my warning about the design and experience would make them act a bit better, actually any better at all. I was wrong.

That is why McDonalds is on My blog "The complete guide to living with idiots" because we have to.

And McDonalds if you are reading this you can make it right by changing the way you operate your drive-throughs or getting my information and sending me a new Ipod Touch. My email address is bestlpn@gmail.com

Scientific Fact: If you hate reading there is a high probability that you are an idiot.

2009-01-21T14:39:00.000-08:00

"If you don't like to read you are at least 33% dumber than your average reading counter-part." Anonymous

This article may anger some readers vut i doubt it. The whole point of this object is to talk bad about people who don't like to read, so there is little chance that those opposed to my rant will be reading this, after all they don't like to read. All win for me. (heheh)

At the risk of losing many readers (i have about 11 now, woohoo!) i need to say a little about myself.

1. I am black.

2. I am poor black.

3. I have now and have always lived in the "hood".

Why would that make me think i would lose readers? (see 1, 2 and 3 above.)

I am the first to admit that there is allot of idiocy going on in the ghetto's of America, not to say this isn't true for every economic/racial area in America, but the ghetto has it almost on auto-pilot. Now there are many smart and impressive individuals that are poor and black and living in the "hood" but we are not by any chance the majority. I bet you think that is racist, right? Well let me take this opportunity to explain why i stand behind my proclamations.

I know allot of you are saying, "I read online all the time." emails chat and all of that don't count, cause duh.

Most of us in the ghetto don't read. I don't mean online, i mean real-world. But i do thank GOD for the internet because it made many people i love and want to see get more worldly and a less ghetto, read. Reading is essential. I am not talking to illiterate individuals because they can't read so it would be hard for me to talk to them through this blog wouldn't it now?

Here is my Theory on the importance of leisure reading.

The most important way to gain wisdom is through experience. With that said, there are only 3 basic ways to gain experience...

1. Do a thing.

2. Witness a thing.

3. Learn of a thing from a witness.

Now 1 and 2 are very limited by default, you can only do or witness so many things. There are many reasons why this is true but the main reason is that you are human and limited to only be in one place at a time to do or witness things. But number 3 is different and designed by default to be used as a tool to work around number 1 and 2.

Number 3 comes with its own list of tools to accomplish itself. You can hear a story about a thing in many ways from media to word of mouth. You can also learn about a thing in books, books can give you more experiences in shorter time than any of the other tools used to gain experience. With reading you can experience things that it is physical, economically or chronologically impossible for you to experience any other way. Almost a gift from GOD is reading.

So that is why i say that "If you hate reading there is a high probability that you are an idiot". It breaks my heart to know that the secrets to everything is in books and we as blacks and specifically as poor blacks don't use this "great equalizing tool" more. Reading levels are bad everywhere but i am speaking specifically to people in my same areas, economic and geographically.

Reading is the answer to poverty, disease, love, everything that humans have ever gone through regularly, experiece and wisdom, is some where written down. The famous people that you look up to now and in history usually write down the road and things they did to achieve what ever it is that they achieved. Books can can very easily show you how to change your particular situation.

Reading Books can make you rich.

Reading Books can solve your problems.

Reading Books can fix your car and fix your other problems.

Need i say more? If you can add a thing to that short list that books can't do or fix, i can promise you that whoever you get to fix or do it learned it from books. The same books you can learn it from. Why do so many choose not too> I can answer for my peeps... Excuses and reasons are opposite sides of the same coin, and we choose the excuse disguised and accepted as reason path.

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Man Caught Cheating. Surprise Ending.

2009-01-17T19:19:00.000-08:00

A Man and Woman were having dinner at a very expensive restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the Fxck was that?"

"Who? Her," replies the husband, "that's my mistress."

"Well, that's it you bastard," says the wife. "I've had enough of your crap, I want a divorce! Now!!!"

"I can understand how you feel," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Gucci, no more winters in the islands, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Mercedes in the garage and no more yachting at the club. But the decision is entirely up to you." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

Thanks to Peter Sanders for this very funny joke.

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Hillbilly Joke. Short and funny.

2009-01-10T19:56:00.000-08:00

Two hillbillies are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"

"Shoot, if ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."

"OK. Ummmmm...five?"

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2009-01-06T11:58:00.000-08:00

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Warning: Don't answer that email from Google Mail!

2009-01-05T14:40:00.001-08:00

Beware of the Google Mail Email going around about suspending accounts. I am in awe at the brazzeness of the scam email sender that decide to bring this old faithful scam.

Don't answer the email. Mark it as spam and send it to the spam folder. They are trying to gain access to your account. They will take that information and use it to do whatever they can do with it. Google would never ask for your information like that. This feels flaky, Google messages don't feel flakey. Toss this email out.

For those who have yet to recieve this email from Gmail (google mail) Here it is in its entirety.

"THIS Email is from Gmail Customer Care and we are sending it to every Gmail Email User Accounts Owner for safety. we are having congestions due to the anonymous registration of Gmail accounts so we are shutting down some Gmail accounts and your account was among those to be deleted.We are sending you this email so that you can verify and let us know if you still want to use this account.If you are still interested please confirm your account by filling the space below.Your User name,password,date of birth and your country information would be needed to verify your account. Due to the congestion in all Gmail users and removal of all unused Gmail Accounts, Gmail would be shutting down all unused Accounts, You will have to confirm your E-mail by filling out your Login Information below after clicking the reply button, or your account will be suspended within 24 hours for security reasons.

* User name:

* Password:

* Date of Birth:

* Country Or Territory:

After following the instructions in the sheet, your account will not be interrupted and will continue as normal. Thanks for your attention to this request. We apologize for any inconveniences. Warning!!! Account owner that refuses to update his/her account after two weeks of receiving this warning will lose his or her account permanently"

Of course this is all an attempt to get your information.

Loving a cheater can drive you insane. 3 ways to avoid it.

2008-12-29T17:37:00.000-08:00

I know there are only 3, This article is about what a lying spouse can do to your state of mind and how to fix that and them.

Have you ever been in a relationship where you loved someone and knew they loved you right back, but still had a nagging feeling that hey were cheating? You don’t really have any proof, just a relentless feeling that they were cheating or at the least lying? After a while of that you start to go crazy a little. You search clothes pockets and stalk and all manner of embarrassing things, everyone thinks its about the man/woman, but its really all about that feeling, and it starts to become an obsession. And while you are obsessed with find out for the sake of the feeling you feel, everyone else thinks you are chasing after a lover. You spend more time watching them and calling them and invading their privacy. But its not your fault, You tell yourself, its their fault for lying. And don’t catch them lying or else you are never gonna give up the search and you are officially sprung, hung up, obsessed, a stalker, basically a weirdo and crazy person.

Why go through all that in this modern age? Nowadays you can find out anything about anybody instantly. Don’t let your relationship make you make yourself look like a fool. Do something about it. Below are a few dirty tricks that can help you find out about your significant (hmph) other.

1. Background checks: Background checks are the easiest way to find out about somebody.

You get what you pay for so…..

2. Make use of modern technology: If they have a cell phone, go into the settings or options part and change their auto-answer settings to on. Using that feature it tells the phone to automatically answer after a certain number of rings. Why is this a good way to see if he/she cheating you ask? Because, imagine its 11:30pm and your “other” tells you he has to make a run, and you assume he is going to go to anothers arms. Well with the auto answer on, you can give him/her enough time to get where they are going and then call. If the ringer is off the phone will still answer the call, leaving the mic and hearing on. If it’s on, he/she will look at the number and let it ring, tossing it aside but the phone will still answer and let you hear. If you cant catch a person that way, you don’t need too, its that easy.

3. This should make you feel like a loser but check the condition of the sink and washcloth to see if they are in the same condition (wet or dry) when they return.

I am only telling you these steps to keep you from clowning yourself or making a fool out of yourself in those times where you just have to know or go crazy.

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By the way, how do you get rid of Mother-in-laws?

2008-12-18T15:58:00.000-08:00

Me and my girl aint married but her momma still my mother in law, you all know how we do sometimes. Anyoleways, today she went through the garbage i threw out. For some reason that made me hot as hell, i mean i am broker than hell, how the hell i got paparazzi? I go ask her, Why you going through my garbage ms blank? She tells me that if its outside then i must didn't want it, and she don't need to be all questioned and stuff. I'm thinking (cause you know i gotta keep it respectful) i'm thinking you trippin on privacy, while you ramble through my garbage.

I didn't have anything in there but garbage, but still.

I am kinda getting tired of girl family, one of her sister came to visit in 94 and just left a year and a half ago. 4 years and 4 months ago her mother came, can a brother have a family. I really don't mind, but she is really busy and nosy. One time she took the padlock off the room in the basement, i said ms blank, Why you do that? she said she wanted to put the dry clothes on the bed. How full of chit is that? But i guess while i'm venting, it aint really her fault its mine and my girls. I think my girl shoud talk to her mother. Any ladies out there to tell me I'm wrong/right/whatever?

She cant really help herself, she just busy and i didn't notice how busy till she moved in with me. I mean if you can decide to re-hang our pictures while we gone, and put them in totally different places....well you ain't well. Honestly and i am not lying last summer i went to work came home and all the grass under the gazebo was dugg out. I asked why she did it? she said she thought we were gonna put down bricks. And the craziest thing is we were talking about it last night in bed (me and my girl not me and mother in law) so she was spying on us, and we had sex that night, she must of heard that too. this is getting serious if its messing with my yummy time.

Any way thanks for listen to poor sucker vent.

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tALKING DOWN TO iDIOTS.

2008-12-15T19:54:00.000-08:00

Idiots don't get sarcasm.

2008-12-06T11:55:00.000-08:00

Idiot: Did you hear the telephone ringing?

Me: Yea, i heard the ringing 2 feet from me but i did not know what it was.

Idiot: That's the telephone, when you hear that it means someone is trying to get you on the phone.

Me: Blank stare....more blank stare.

And they were serious. Sometimes i am amazed at how many idiots survive to adulthood, it seems like they would have gotten run over by a bus accidentally by the time they were 15. God must protect them because it goes against all laws of probability for so many to live so long.

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This christmas give the gift of peace of mind.

2008-12-04T13:46:00.000-08:00

Is your families safety and peace of mind worth Less than $10 a year?

In the modern age of high tech thievery and scams you can never be careful enough. With identity theives, home invaders and fake cops and home burglaries it is better to know just whom you are dealing with whether at home or away. With public records and/or background check access you can now know who anyone is even when away from home.

With a modern background check and public records account you can do just that, find out about anyone from any computer browser or browser equipped mobile phone, peace of mind is achievable. No more "blind faith" in a person you have never seen before in your life. No more guessing or blind faith meetings or appointments. No more not knowing just who you are allowing in your home or teaching your children, find out the truth about them prior to letting them in your house or leaving your children in with them, those days can be over for as little as $10 a year, is your families safety and peace of mind worth that?

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Holiday season with the idiots.

2008-11-28T15:51:00.000-08:00

I just spent thanksgiving in a house full of idiots. I didn't plan it that way but murphy's law kicked in and ...well lets just say the idiots followed him to my doorstep.

The day started as it always does in the land of the idiots, i woke up and waited for my turn in the bathroom. While i waited i was badgered into conversation after conversation about nothing, sort of like on Seinfeld but without the entertainment value. As anyone living with idiots can attest to, idiots travel in packs, each idiot responsible for the one or two things they are good at. One idiot to drive, one idiot to remember where they are going and others with similar duties. Well the group that spent the holiday at my house forgot to pickup the idiot that reminds the other idiots about manners and common decency.

If you have ever lived in house with a narcissist, obsessive compulsive idiot you know that there isn't a thing you can do within their sight that won't be stared at and copied, basically if you get a little more dressing they get a little more dressing, idiots hate to miss their turn at anything and everything they see or know exists is part theirs whether they bought it or not. An idiot that stays with you will eat like a puppy, until they burst, they have no interior warning device to warn them when they are full, they eat until there is no more to eat. They take breaks when physics prevent them from eating anymore but as soon as their stomach settles they are right back eating. They never wonder where the food comes from, i think they think the "fridge" is a magical box and food fairies fill it when they are asleep.

This thanksgiving we overcooked, 2 turkeys, 2 hams and Cornish hens. My house guests contributed this time surprisingly but no one opted to eat the raccoon they cooked up as a surprise. I repeat to the room in a joking manner that i am a city boy and i don't eat roadkill, my girlfriend mas angry that i was so ungracious until one of her idiot relatives explained to her that the raccoon was indeed road kill and all of a sudden she wasn't angry any more. No apology though but i understand. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Long story short i count it as a good gathering, nothing was broken and only one thing was stolen.

Our guests stayed until...the future because they are still downstairs sleeping in the front room. I hate idiots, i hate holidays and i dam sure hate holidays with idiots. I fear i am turning into an idiot my self for allowing this idiocy. Does anyone know if idiocy is contagious?

Why do idiots ask so many questions? They never seem to learn anything from them.

2008-11-26T01:10:00.000-08:00

..so i am in the kitchen looking for a late night snack or meal or whatever i can find. And out of the blue my girls niece who just happens to be staying the night (electricity off until stimulus check comes) asks me what am i looking for food? I am thinking to myself, "why do idiots always ask questions? It can't be to learn because even though they ask 1000 stupid questions a day they never seem to wake up any smarter the next day. I mean i am waist deep in the refrigerator, what the hell else would i be doing other than looking for food?

If that wasn't enough, i go into the bathroom to wash up before i finally turn in that same night and her mother knocks on the door of the bathroom door to see if someone is in there. I answer yes there is and think i am done with that but her mother needs to know specifically who is in the bathroom. I am kind of full up the neck of idiots so i decided that knowing exactly who is in the bathroom is irrelevant so i don't answer and turn the water up loud. I finish after 10 minutes and go back upstairs to bed. 3 minutes later her mother comes all the way up the stairs to ask was that me in the bathroom. Maybe its me but i feel that only an idiot would need help figuring that out and then not be ashamed that they couldn't.

I guess i am just sick of idiot questions like what you drinking water? when the glass is clear. You know how normal non-idiots will ask a obvious question and you politely pause for a beat before answering because you know they will have figured out the answer before you can answer? Well with idiots you could wait for 100 beats and an encore and they will still be there waiting for the answer.

I have a saying: Some questions are so dumb that no matter what your answer is it will seem like you are getting smart with the asker. Some stuff is so dumb that anything else is a smart answer because you can't get dumber than the original question.

You know in the length of time it took me to write this i got a ticket on my truck for blocking my own driveway. The parking ticket people are bigger idiots than the rest of the idiot bastards the work with. I am outside arguing with the woman trying to tell her that i meant to block my driveway, she says its not up to me. Lord please deliver me from idiots. Those badges must be made of lead and they catch lead poisoning and go insane, either that or they are also IDIOTS!

Idiot steals from billboard company and ends up on one.

2008-11-25T16:59:00.000-08:00

This man is an Idiot.

The two things any burglar should try not to do are 1 get caught and 2 get photographed. This idiot manages to get both, what an idiot.

This idiot thief was caught on camera stealing expensive equipment, but he'd picked the wrong target - because now the billboard company he was stealing from has plastered his image around Wellington, New Zealand's largest city, seeking his capture.

What an Idiot.

Pubic hair on the soap. 10 rules for living with idiots.

2008-11-24T12:55:00.000-08:00

I don't know about you and your kin but mine is a son of a B__ch. I guess with the blog being new and all i have to start at the beginning or else you won't have a clue of what made me decide to start this blog or what i am talking about a good deal of the time.

Well it started when i got old enough to recognize the fact that there were far more idiots than "regular" people. There were far more hypocrites and inconsiderate people inhabiting America than there were "benefits to society" at any given time. I think that thought coming to me at the young age of 11 changed my life. Some may say for the worst but i think its for the better. I always looked at it like this, if there is a crazy guy that you see everyday on the way to work standing on the corner speaking jibberish that you can't understand and then one day you go past and his jibberish sounds like, "hello James, have a nice day today at work today", you are crazy too now, so i am thankful that i can still recognize these little oddities in human behavior that this blog will be about. But today it's about idiot family and the idiot things they do. An idiot is a person who doesn't even need a verb to do something stupid.

I also have to mention that a few years back my longtime live-in girlfriends mother lost her house because she took out a loan at 18% interest on a house she only owed $2400 on. I would never call her Mom an idiot, thankfully i won't have to because that action speaks for itself. I was like, Ms. Blank (names have been changed to protect the idiots) Why not get a $1500 loan, take your mortgage and that loan and pay the house of and then get a loan at 6% interest? Of course she didn't listen because and i quote "you think you know everything!" I am use to that kind of thinking coming from my people. I guess this would be a good time to mention that i am black. My mother in law saw my recommendation as me trying to act white? I am mixed, as if it matters, so i have run across and lived with idiots of every race. The truth of the matter is there is no difference in idiot actions only how they are initiated. Maybe now you understand the reasons behind my need for this blog.

So anyway with that said, let me move on to my idiot gripe of the day...

...Pubic Hair on the soap. WTF kind of idiot leaves Pubic hair on the soap? I am not talking once, i am talking about every time they use the soap. I can't wrap my head around the type of individual that for 3 straight years would not notice that they are leaving pubic hair on the soap, soap that everyone in the house has to use. I guess this would be a good time to mention that when my Mother-in-law cam to stay with us for "a few months" back in early 2002 she brought a few of her homes residents along for the ride. They are all long time in-laws so we felt we couldn't leave them homeless, and what's a few months right? Thats what family is for. Well at this point i wish i could track down, dig up and re-kill whoever made that asinine phrase up. Family more times than not are the banes of a non-idiots existence. I wish i would have ran a background check on them even though i lived with them for decades growing up.

Every morning i come down to take my shower and have to be grossed out by Coochie or penis hair on my soap. The first thing i always wonder is did all my kids notice this before they washed up and went to school? I am sure they all don't use the soap provided by the management (me) but the thought of them washing their face with a soap with a pubic hair on it makes me a tiny bit ill to the stomach. I love my in-laws but they are a few levels under us in sophistication. Their main areas of interest seem to be sitting on the front porch drinking, smoking and waiting for the mail man and arguing. It took me a while to understand how they argue so much but i finally figured it out. They're idiots! They judge the winner of an argument not by evidence but by longevity and volume.

To any idiots reading this, here are a few rules of sharing space or anything.

1. Share.

2. No Pubic hairs on the soap.

3. No IOU's in the refrigerator. Only eat what is yours.

4. Flush the toilet. Not just this time but always.

5. When someone calls on the phone for someone other than you, do not force them into a 25 minute conversation with you before you will agree to get them who they want.

6. When visitors arrive (see #5) and also do not stand around 2 feet from the visitor and the person they are visiting conversation.

7. Do not borrow money from every visitor.

8. Do not borrow cigarettes from every visitor.

9. Do not eat, drink or use the first or last of someone else stuff. Oh yea...you idiots.

10. Residents have more rights than visitors.

If you can follow these rules, everyone may not notice that you are an idiot.

Well, i just wanted to touch bases with you guys and jott down a bit about what you can expect from this blog (me giving idiots the business 24/7/365) and if you happen to be doing an idiotic thing i may recieve an email with a picture of you attached so.....